news snacker

Someone who snacks on news from their cell phone, twitter or other social media.

I don't watch NBC any more. Nope, I' a news snacker these days with my new android and twitter.

by sbuser9 January 21, 2010

Midnight Snackers

Zombies (or Living Dead) that wake up at midnight, and come out of the ground to attack your house and eat your brains. This particular breed of zombies only eat brains, and only wake up at midnight. They're attack ends before the sun comes up.

GJ: It's midnight.
Mikey: The midnight snackers are coming.
Kyle: Protect my brains!

Stripper: I don't have any brains!

by chevronsup August 27, 2011

tasty sausage snacker

those delicious sandwiches dripping with salty goodness you can only buy at Starbucks

"I'm going to Starbucks baby, do you want me to pick you up something?"
"Yes, Snorf, get me the tasty sausage snacker."

by Snausagey January 7, 2014

poo snacker

Someone who eats their own poo.

"Hey Jack, check out the poo snacker in holding cell 2!"

by Makers Mark August 21, 2007

Snacky Bitch

a person who snacks a lot, eats fast and sloppy, or snacks on other peoples things on a regular basis. "snacky bitch" can also more generally apply to a fat person.

that snacky bitch ate the last soft taco.

slow down on that pad thai, you're being a snacky bitch.

did you bring emergency potato chips? you snacky bitch.

by jay-emm-bee November 30, 2011

Wacky-Snacky

Quite simply, breast milk.

"Woman, will you give dat kid his wacky-snacky so I get git back to sleep?"

by PacificJohnny July 10, 2006

Fish Snacker

A derogatory slang term for Prostitute.

Jim: "Hey Mike, let's go get one of those Fish Snackers."
Mike: "No thanks, I've already slept with your girlfriend."

by Enderwign September 22, 2007