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A fictional religious deity used in modern parlance to celebrate and worship extreme smutty innuendo with the sole intent and purpose of providing levity and joy to a third party whom might be anxious, miserable, or in the doldrums.
A fictional religious deity used in modern parlance to celebrate and worship extreme smutty innuendo with the sole intent and purpose of providing levity and joy to a third party whom might be anxious, miserable, or in the doldrums.
"What's the matter Amelia?"
"I'm just not feeling too chipper at present, Tarquin - I think I've got a nasty case of crabs from an able seaman on shore leave."
"Well, I think someone needs a visitation from Smutty Jesus to lick them back into shape in that case."
"I'm just not feeling too chipper at present, Tarquin - I think I've got a nasty case of crabs from an able seaman on shore leave."
"Well, I think someone needs a visitation from Smutty Jesus to lick them back into shape in that case."
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Get the Smutty Jesus mug.Dazai bit his lip, gazing down at the ginger below him, bound in chafing rope. Chuuya's cunt was soaked, leaking onto the bed. Osamu chuckled to himself as he slowly undressed in front of Chuuya.
"Remember Chuuya, if you listened, I wouldn't be doing this," Dazai cooed, revelling in the shorter boy's whines.
"T-touch me, damnit," Chuuya swore, hissing at Dazai. He bit his lip as Dazai pushed two fingers into his wet cunt, bucking his hips up to get more.
“D-Dazai- fuck- please!" Chuuya whined, "f-fuck me- I can take it" Dazai grinned and slid his fingers out, jerking himself once, twice before slowly pushing into Chuuya.
The ginger gasped, biting his lip and whining as he felt Dazai fill him, "t-too big,"
“Shh, you can take it, Angel“ Osamu purred and slowly thrust into Chuuya. The other squealed and threw his head back, letting Dazai take care of him. Dazai leaned down, biting his neck while fucking deeper into Chuuya, hitting his sweet spot and smiling when the other's legs began to shake.
"A-ah! D-Dazai- f-fuck- I can't!" Chuuya squirmed, his orgasm hitting him like a truck, whining when Dazai followed suit, filling Chuuya to the brim, bloating the ginger's tiny frame.
"Remember Chuuya, if you listened, I wouldn't be doing this," Dazai cooed, revelling in the shorter boy's whines.
"T-touch me, damnit," Chuuya swore, hissing at Dazai. He bit his lip as Dazai pushed two fingers into his wet cunt, bucking his hips up to get more.
“D-Dazai- fuck- please!" Chuuya whined, "f-fuck me- I can take it" Dazai grinned and slid his fingers out, jerking himself once, twice before slowly pushing into Chuuya.
The ginger gasped, biting his lip and whining as he felt Dazai fill him, "t-too big,"
“Shh, you can take it, Angel“ Osamu purred and slowly thrust into Chuuya. The other squealed and threw his head back, letting Dazai take care of him. Dazai leaned down, biting his neck while fucking deeper into Chuuya, hitting his sweet spot and smiling when the other's legs began to shake.
"A-ah! D-Dazai- f-fuck- I can't!" Chuuya squirmed, his orgasm hitting him like a truck, whining when Dazai followed suit, filling Chuuya to the brim, bloating the ginger's tiny frame.
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