Peeny Smoosh

1. Peeny smoosh is what happens to your penny when you put it in the machine at the zoo that smashes your penny flat and into an oval with a giraffe, gorilla, or some other commemorative animal.
2. Peeny smoosh is also what happens when you smash so much that your penis nearly gets turned to mush.
Miranda and I smashed so much that I think my peeny smooshed. Ouch.
by A’Merkin September 14, 2023
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Smoosh

An animal or person displaying qualities of being affectionate and wanting cuddly or cuteness-related attention.
The kitten has big smoosh energy: always striving to be in my lap, purring, and soliciting pets!
My girlfriend is a total smoosh when she’s sleepy, happily cuddling with me closely for hours at a time.
by KarithianColes March 5, 2022
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Smoosh

Hey baby come straight to the room when you get home so we can smoosh
by Almighty Alysa 😈 March 28, 2015
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beef smoosh

Placing one's vagina onto their opposition to assert dominance and humiliation.
The crowd went wild when the wrestler beef smooshed their opponent.
by GatorFlores January 11, 2023
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