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smart shopper

Annoying piece of shit that pops up whenever you do a Google search.
Let's look up cars on Google. Fucking smart shopper! I don't even want to buy anything and this dumbass this still comes up.
by Steven Schwebel April 3, 2008
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pizza slopper

the act of stuffing a nice piece of pizza in your partners poone and packing it nice and tight with a pounding motion with your penis
Matt:i gave that cunt danielle a pizza slopper....shes still trying to get it out
Jake:good work
Danielle:ive been smelling like pizza for like 2 weeks now wtf i hate that bitch
Alex:im hard
by Matt chokes on dick February 23, 2008
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Parking Spot Shopper

An Individual that spends more time looking for a parking spot that is reletavely close to the establishment;than they do in the establishment.
Your mom takes you to the grocery store: You look for a parking space for hours. She waits until someone leaves and waits for them to back out and stuff. You spend a half an hour looking for a parking spot. You spend 10 minutes tops in the store. Yo Mama is a parking spot shopper.
by TTCool December 21, 2006
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Schlopper

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The female genitalia.
I fucked her good, deep in her schlopper
by gatur July 8, 2011
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Shopper

Someone who can't commit to one person, but is always looking for another individual to go out with - even when they are in a relationship. Most commonly done by "shopping" or checking out online dating websites.
Her boyfriend was such a shopper - they had been dating for a year, but he was always responding to new profiles on plentyoffish and lavalife
by Jo'sBar December 21, 2008
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Bipolar Shopper

A bipolar shopper is a person who when shopping buys clothing or accessories from a very expensive and high class store or boutique, then goes into another store that sells very cheap and low value clothes with 3-5 bags from one very expensive store just to show off how much they shop and all the money they have. After they enter the store, they buy very little items, still holding all the bags.
Lady enters Abercrombie & Fitch and spends 200-400$---

Lady gets into car and drives to WalMart---

Lady goes into WalMart with 4 bags she could have left in the car---

Lady struts around like she owns the world with her high class shopping---

Lady buys fake wannabe converse and a snickers---

Lady does not want to spend 6$ so she leaves the chocolate bar---

Lady leaves the store having spent 350$ at A&F and $4.72 at WalMart for fake low quality shoes.

Guy says to one guy- DAMN. That is one BIPOLAR SHOPPER. :O
Guy2 replies- Yeah..:D
Guy3- I bet you I can steal her purse...>.> lol
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shtopper

Unclear of origin, a shtopper is one who is either very stupid, or very awesome.
Usually spoken in an indian accent or spoken by a true indian in regards to a failure of an indian.
person 1: DOOD I JUST DID FIVE BACKFLIPS IN A ROW!!!!
person 2: SHTOPPER!!!!

dood 1: Youre fat.
dood 2: SHTOPPER!!!!!!!
by Chabrind December 14, 2008
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