kick the stuffing out of (someone)

Vrb phrs. To beat up severely.

The next time I see Tom, I'm going to kick the fucking stuffing out of him!

by Miss Agreeable May 25, 2004

scruffing

Scruffing

Noun

(campkitchen definition) - Using the remaining stuffing from the previous night's thankscamping celebration as a part of scrambled eggs for an easy quick breakfast the next day. The ingredients of the stuffing, pork sausage, apple, bread, etc., make for an excellent breakfast and can be ate in a tortilla, from a cup or bowl or plate.

Who is going to make the scruffing for breakfast?

by FirstLady November 30, 2013

Stuffing the Turkey

Trying to have sex with a limp penis and attempting to cram the phallus into a vagina, usually while intoxicated.

I drank so much, when I got home I was stuffing the turkey.

by Brian Knapp May 28, 2006

Cock-Stuffing

Apparently somewhat on the fringe in gay circles, but involves using thin, cylindrical items (thermometers, wire, rubber worms, etc.), and inserting them into the dick hole. Over many months, continue to gradually ream out the hole-at-the-head with larger items.

thus ultimately allowing your "buddy" to obtain the goal of fucking your urethra. Wow!

by Rilo August 1, 2003

stuffing

The act of inserting a limp male penis after multiple orgasims during intercourse into the female vagina with the intention of acheiving a full erection to continue intercourse.

After blowing my nut banging that bitch, I had no problem stuffing my cock into her for one more load.

by jldiddy December 26, 2005

turkey stuffing

The act of stuffing one's genitals into a woman's vagina for optimum pleasure; usually performed as an act of gratitude after your woman cooks a wicked-good thanksgiving dinner.

"Babe, thanks for that amazing, delicious, and well-prepared thanksgiving meal. Allow me to thankyou by giving you the turkey stuffing. It's totally gonna rock my junk, but you totally deserve it."

by ICED-OUT December 1, 2009

couch stuffing

The placing of ones foot on the head of another, pressing firmly until the head is submerged completely into the cushion thus deafening the screams while sodomy is performed

Jeff called Bonnie into the living for her nightly couch stuffing.

by Couch stuffer December 31, 2014