Schrödinger's crabs 

Schrödinger's crabs means, you can't have an STD/STI without getting tested.

Do you have an STD? I don't know. Schrödinger's crabs.
Have you gotten tested? I don't want to know, Schrödinger's crabs.

Schrödinger's crabs by _Schrödinger_ March 8, 2021

Schrödinger's Horny 

When someone says something horny and waits until after people give their reactions to decide whether or not they were serious. If people seem uncomfortable or start laughing, they treat it like it was meant to be a joke the entire time.

"Jason asked Jessica to step on him, but laughed like he had made the funniest joke ever when she told him he was disgusting."
"He was totally being Schrödinger's Horny."

Schrödinger's Horny by Dyspros December 17, 2021

Schrödinger's Gay 

A non-binary or agender person that is neither gay (attracted to the same gender) nor straight (attracted to the opposite gender), because there is no definitive opposite gender

Person 1: Hey, since you are dating a dude now, does that make you gay, or are you still straight?
Person 2: Well, since I don't have a gender, I can't be gay or straight
Person 1: So... like Schödingers cat, both gay and straight at the same time?
Persno 2: Yeah, basically I am a Schrödinger's Gay

Schrödinger's Gay by Dounut3409 June 25, 2022

schrödinger's cat 

A hypothetical cat subjected to the difficult job of being both alive and dead at the same time for all eternity.

Schrödinger's cat is dead.
Schrödinger's cat is not dead.

schrödinger's cat by Zi October 3, 2004

Schrodinger's Friend

Schrodinger's Friend is a friend that is more like an enemy than a friend example: You: hey Joe how's it going?
Joe: get lost loser
You: good day to you too.

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Schrodinger's Friend by Legobatman2139 June 19, 2021

Schrodinger's war criminal 

Usually far right nationalist who depending on evidence provided responds to war crime accusations with:"never happened" or "they deserved it"

Random person: what do you thik about genocide in Armenia?
Schrodinger's war criminal: what genocide?
Random person: *shows evidence
Schrodinger's war criminal: they deserved it

Schrodinger's war criminal by Pavle the almighty war crimina April 5, 2022

Schrodinger's douchebag 

A person who makes a bad take and quickly backtracks on it because of backlash.

Person 1: Guys, I take that back, I've changed my mind.
Person 2: Yeah sure Schrodinger's douchebag, you just said that because people hated it.

Schrodinger's douchebag by uo3rfhieufheufhieofjjwopel August 30, 2021