smell yer maw

To smell someone's fingers that's recently fingered your mum

*puts fingers up too his friends face*

"Smell yer maw !"

mum your mom fingerbast poke vagina

by Yolttttt July 23, 2015

Smell Your Nan

Well the term is used to define the movement of smelling your mothers mums genitalia.

Often used in a term of great anger or if you seriously hate the victim of the harsh verbal attack.

It can also be accompanied by the hand signal of the smallest finger on your hand.

"Piss off you Wanker"... "Oi, Eric 'Go Smell Your Nan'" Uses little finger...

by 'Shyte November 11, 2006

smell my finger

A phrase used when one's finger has recently emerged from their asshole, and the speaker wishes the listener to experience the smell of the speaker's own ass, i.e. that of poo. Used once by Chris Griffin from Family Guy, and parodied by the title of an online game, "Spell My Finger".

Person 1: Hey, man, smell my finger.
Person 2: I know where you're going with this. I don't appreciate that you'd try to fuck me over in this way.
Person 1: Dude, it's not like that. I was just touching some Smencils I have in my pocket.
Person 2: Oh, I've always wanted to know what those smell like. I swear to Christ, it'll be the death of me when I figure out how to attach a smell to a pencil. All right, then... Aaaaagghh! Asshole!

by Tez, a man February 5, 2010

Smell The Hole

A crude term used to describe the initial whiff of the vaginal area given prior to performing cunnilingus. Also, it is something that Matt Mroch says to Mexican women at liquor stores.

"I was gonna eat the box, but when I had to smell the hole, I almost yakked hardcore"

by Matt L December 5, 2003

smell you

Used in the same context as 'get you'.

"I've always liked No Doubt. I don't just own Tragic Kingdom and The Singles Collection." "Oooh, smell YOU."

by Chal December 28, 2005

Smell Centre

Situated on the Biffins Bridge or taint this is the area where the sweat for both the genitals and rectum accumulates producing a smell of great magnitude.

That smells worse than a fat mans smell centre.

by Biffin March 22, 2004

smell like street

A sudden drop in cleanliness or hygiene; usually only temporary

Man, that bastard drove through a puddle and splashed me. Now I smell like street!

by urban-dictionizer March 2, 2015