A.S.P.C.T.S.

American Society for the Perpetration of Cruelty to Toilet Seats

A.S.P.C.T.S. examples of
Bitte Im Sitzen PinKeln
Pissy ass Bastard
piss poor aim

by Nutty irish Sicko June 20, 2009

T.S.I.P.

This Shit Is Phenomenal

While watching him get married all his friends could think was T.S.I.P.

by Discgolfer98 August 5, 2018

T.S.G.P.A.G

The Sneaky Grabbing Public Ass Grabber
One who grabs women's (or men's) "Gluteus Maximus" or Butt in public- They often respond with "This Occurrence Just Happens To Be An Antic" or in vile unjust terms "Its just a prank brother"

That T.S.G.P.A.G (or tsspÄg for short) just fanoodled my woman(s)

by Jflynner May 21, 2017

T’s and P’s

Hopes and Prayers, usually after yet another preventable mass shooting and utilized as an illusion of action and genuine alarm.

“T’s and P’s (Thoughts and prayers) are pouring in for victims of the latest school shooting”

by RatchedRN78 April 13, 2023

P.E.T.’s

The result of using substances to gain an advantage over their opponents.

Damn it!! How the hell does he keep beating me in every video game we play? I demand he gets checked for P.E.T.’s

by unDURYEAted December 26, 2020

P.O.T.S.

acronym for Piss On The Seat (pots) is a term used for people who can’t life and/or aim.

“What’s good P.O.T.S. (Pots)?”
“my name is Ethan”

by green_cancerman February 21, 2026

P.Y.B.M.S.T

Pretty,Young, Black, Melanated And Sexyyyy Thang.

P.Y.B.M.S.T- Look At That Pretty Young Black Melanated And Sexyyyy Thang Over There A Person Is Pretty Young And Black And Melanated And Sexy Thang And They Melanated Skin Shines The Room And Make The Haters Mad And Jealous And Pressed

by DaSexyKingMelanatedMon98! February 20, 2022