If you are called this, you are one of the ugliest people alive.
Descends from the words "Rumpelstiltskin" (meaning a freaky little gnome dude that is a total perv who jacks off to dying girls screaming names at him), and "Fugly" meaning fucking ugly.
Descends from the words "Rumpelstiltskin" (meaning a freaky little gnome dude that is a total perv who jacks off to dying girls screaming names at him), and "Fugly" meaning fucking ugly.
Girl 1: Omg, look at that guy over there.
Girl 2: Shit man...his skin is like hanging off his face, and he has like one eye, and rotted yellow teeth, and tiny bits of hair and he has like the body of a four year old too..
Girl 1: Yeah...shit........ I'd still fuck him though.
Girl 2: WTF?! He is RUMPELFUGLY, girl!
Girl 1: What?! It's been ages since I got a pink sock, and he looks like the sort to go for it...
Girl 2: Ooooh, yeah, you're right. Threesome!
Girl 2: Shit man...his skin is like hanging off his face, and he has like one eye, and rotted yellow teeth, and tiny bits of hair and he has like the body of a four year old too..
Girl 1: Yeah...shit........ I'd still fuck him though.
Girl 2: WTF?! He is RUMPELFUGLY, girl!
Girl 1: What?! It's been ages since I got a pink sock, and he looks like the sort to go for it...
Girl 2: Ooooh, yeah, you're right. Threesome!
by manyperson August 10, 2009
Get the rumpelfugly mug.This is when a man (or sometimes woman) is bent over giving the man a blow job. While this is occurring the man/woman giving the blowjob is shitting. Simultaneously, the man receiving the blow job vomits down into the man/woman's ass crack causing a flood of vomit and shit to be flung from the anus.
*Someone who i well verse in being the bent over participant can suck vomit into the anus and then spray it out in a plethora of directions.
*Someone who i well verse in being the bent over participant can suck vomit into the anus and then spray it out in a plethora of directions.
Ex. a man recieveing a bj vomits into the ass of the man or woman who is giving it while he or she shits, making her a Rumpelstiltskin
by Loss Prevention Officer July 21, 2011
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The act of getting on one's knees and then proceeding to give a really short person head after they drink too much; therefore resulting in an accidental golden shower.
by Gingerbeer March 17, 2011
Get the reverse rumpelstiltskin mug.A rumpelstiltskin is a fart that refuses to take leave of the environment until the person from whence it came offers up their first-born as an offering; its decay is that slow.
Man 1: Yo don't go up in that room. "Joe" let a rumpelstiltskin go an hour ago. It feels like your swimming in gravy up there.
Man 2: Fuck.
Man 2: Fuck.
by chch27 February 20, 2009
Get the Rumpelstiltskin mug.A joke played in an office environment where the perpetrator leaves a piece of feces in the break-room refrigerator.
Frank thought it would be funny to pull a rumpelstiltskin on Friday. Now I have to throw out my extra taco bells.
by SweetBill February 11, 2009
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When a man sticks his pinky in a mature woman's anus to the point of milking her prostate. Also known as Pinky Pumpin.
Thomas was pounding Margaret doggy style when he thought to tickle her fancy by giving her a much needed Rumpelstiltskin.
by MilkinKittens July 3, 2010
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