A rumpelstiltskin is a fart that refuses to take leave of the environment until the person from whence it came offers up their first-born as an offering; its decay is that slow.
Man 1: Yo don't go up in that room. "Joe" let a rumpelstiltskin go an hour ago. It feels like your swimming in gravy up there.
Man 2: Fuck.
Man 2: Fuck.
by chch27 February 20, 2009
Person who makes your blood boil with inane, annoying little comments, regardless of sexual preference.
by chch27 May 21, 2009