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shawtay riddle me that 

when somene wants to recieve information from a shawtay, when something is being pondered

other variations include : "shwatay, riddle them this"

"shawtay, riddle me this"

to be sung to the tune of t-pain's song "buy you a drank"
SHAWTAY, YEAH EE YEAH YEAH
SHWATAY, RIDDLE ME THAT
1: Yo, why the world gotsta be so messed up and bucket of crackers?
2: Shawtay riddle me that.

also

1: This banana is delicious!
2: Shawtay riddle me that.
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they'll never solve my riddle now 

a prominent quote derived from the hit cartoon "dora the explorer". this was said by the grumpy old troll, who lives under the bridge. (think angrier, cruder, raw version of Swiper the Fox's accent.)
{Dora and dumb Boots stop in front of bridge} Grumpy old troll, who lives under the bridge: Heh, heh, heh. They'll never solve my riddle now.

tom riddle 

tom riddle,former self of lord voldemort who has a group of close allies ,friends from hogwarts, who do all off his dark work and are known as the deatheaters.heir to salazar slytherin.determined to kill harry potterafter he defeated him.can speak parselmouth.applied to be dark arts teacher at hogwarts but turned down,swore revenge by cursing the lesson so no teacher last longer then a year

I AM LORD VOLDEMORT

TOM MARVOLO RIDDLE


tom riddle was good looking in his younger days unlike today!
tom riddle by crowie July 21, 2006

chicken riddle 

A combination of words used by Matt when ordering Burger King wgile under the influence of mind altering drugs.
"Yo, can I have a big whopper. some fries maybe, like a coke, and a four pack of chicken riddle."
chicken riddle by willy January 16, 2004

Will riddle 

I'm taking the Will Riddle by not going to practice and being benched Lester.

Embry Riddle Flight Instructor 

A poor, pathetic breed of person that only holds his or her job in order to build flight time for hopes of obtaining a future airline job in order to be lazy as hell and still make a lot of money.

They are often deceitful and take full advantage of students by overcharging them or using them to fit their schedule while only teaching them the bare minimum. This type of person is easily recognized by an over inflated ego and stripes on each shoulder to fake that they actually fly a significant aircraft.
Jaime is a little bleached brunette, pimpette embry riddle flight instructor who lies to her students and uses them to fit her time and financial needs while faking that she actually cares about them.

Matt Riddle

A Matt Riddle is when you cheat on your wife whom you have three kids with.
Adam: Isn't that Jason right there around the corner?
Luke: Yeah bro, and I see he's got a chick with em.
Adam: He really pulled a Matt Riddle.
Luke: Damn.
Matt Riddle by Casper F'N Jones September 21, 2020