Pencil Pop

A competition where 2 people take turns taking hits on each others pencils in an effort to break them. 1st person to break the other one's pencil in half wins. The defender holds pencil between thumb and 1st finger of both hands like a karate board. The attacker holds their pencils (eraser end) with thumb and 1st finger of one hand, and the thumb and middle finger of the other hand on the (writing end). The thumb should be slid further up on the pencil to push down, this generates the downward swing force to break your opponent's pencil. (Snap your fingers and while holding that position after the snap make a pencil touch your middle finger and bottom of thumb with the thumb pressing down make the pencil snap forward)

Pencil pop?

by Centralhigh December 24, 2008

pencil-fucked

Washington, DC, slang: if somebody higher up in government takes a pencil to a speech before you deliver it, that’s called being “pencil-fucked”.

The Secretary for the Interior pencil-fucked me before I could tell North Dakota to get over how many tourists South Dakota gets at Mount Rushmore.

by mum61e January 2, 2012

pencil-fucked

When something has been so edited down that it barely exists anymore

She pencil-fucked my entire idea.

by XYZA November 30, 2011

pencil neck

1. a weak and timid person

2. a studious person

We have no place for a pencil neck like you.

by Light Joker April 8, 2006

pencil dick

A man's penis who has length but no width, like a pencil.

He's good looking but he has a pencil dick.

by bagitbabe May 15, 2008

sex pencil

An ordinary pencil can be converted to a sex pencil upon the act using it to penetrate your anus or vagina.
Once a pencil is a sex pencil, there is no coming back.

"hey man wanna come over, i have a sex pencil ;)"

by realnzuum May 27, 2021

God's Pencil

One's own firm turd used for writing, generally on a public restroom wall.

Well, we turned up to the board meeting, and someone had used God's pencil to write their name on the board table.

by p'kaw! July 5, 2014