The bane of the dean's existence. The parent who hovers and flaps his wings while the kid lives in his shadow. Particularly prevalent at high-priced colleges, where parents feel obliged (or entitled) to intervene on issues down to the candlepower of the lightbulbs.
Yes, helicopter parent, your intentions are good, but that rotor of yours is causing a din.--Felix Carroll, Albany Times Union, January 27, 2005
by Buce September 5, 2005
Get the helicopter parent mug.1.the people who act like they own you and can ground you whenever the fuck they want for no reason
2. the assholes who take your hard earned money out of your bank account to give to your older sister. because your money was just "sitting in the account anyways"
3. people that use the "because i'm the parent" excuse
2. the assholes who take your hard earned money out of your bank account to give to your older sister. because your money was just "sitting in the account anyways"
3. people that use the "because i'm the parent" excuse
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People that have that name have a tendency to have a big dick as a guy and tend to give amazing sex, the girls give great sex but are very dramatic
by yourboy21 October 3, 2016
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by TheChosenOne613 December 31, 2006
Get the Parentnoid mug.n. a parent pimp enables immoral behavior by offspring. The typical parent pimp has a higher than average income but a lower than average sense of dignity. Parent pimps are known to set up hookups for their children, following the theory that they can fix them up for life if they get the right victim, er, boyfriend.
The parent pimp is often replaying her own pathetic promiscuous youth, usually under the influence of alcohol or drugs, as she faces the increasingly bleak prospects for her own life. Parent pimps have lives that peaked in high school, so they try to regain that lost luster of youth, or a reasonable facsimile thereof.
Cool Mom is one of the variations of parent pimp.
Jerk Dad is the other spouse, and lusts after anything that moves. He is one restraining order away from the pokey.
The parent pimp is often replaying her own pathetic promiscuous youth, usually under the influence of alcohol or drugs, as she faces the increasingly bleak prospects for her own life. Parent pimps have lives that peaked in high school, so they try to regain that lost luster of youth, or a reasonable facsimile thereof.
Cool Mom is one of the variations of parent pimp.
Jerk Dad is the other spouse, and lusts after anything that moves. He is one restraining order away from the pokey.
my Mom is such as parent pimp. She invites guys over to hook up with me and leaves alcohol and condoms lying around the place for them. I think that she wants a three-way - ewwwww!
Jordan got hooked up by the neighborhood parent pimp. All he has to do is hop the fence after 11 and walk in as the back door is always open.
Jordan got hooked up by the neighborhood parent pimp. All he has to do is hop the fence after 11 and walk in as the back door is always open.
by Winston Salem January 23, 2008
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dads usually don't give two shits about their children and shitty wife and chase other asian family wives(who play along with him and take advantage of all his money)
Asian parents usually call their kids stupid and useless for making simple mistakes. Especially mistakes that were meant to be made (their first try on something they never learned). They will ALWAYS compare you to their friend's kids and will talk shit in front of you. They will compliment their friend's kids like they are a godsend and say that their own kid has no future. Oh, and if it's the dad compliment someone's kids, then it's usually a housewife's kids. He will say how good he is with kids and talk about how good he is at cooking. Remember when Facebook came out around 2000s and everyone was being sheeps? WeChat is the asian app version of that. For asian parents. Thats where they talk shit about their own kids on that app while telling friends every single activity that they did that day. Because they are quirky and active. Also, they will never admit wrong. They are always right.
dads usually don't give two shits about their children and shitty wife and chase other asian family wives(who play along with him and take advantage of all his money)
Asian parents usually call their kids stupid and useless for making simple mistakes. Especially mistakes that were meant to be made (their first try on something they never learned). They will ALWAYS compare you to their friend's kids and will talk shit in front of you. They will compliment their friend's kids like they are a godsend and say that their own kid has no future. Oh, and if it's the dad compliment someone's kids, then it's usually a housewife's kids. He will say how good he is with kids and talk about how good he is at cooking. Remember when Facebook came out around 2000s and everyone was being sheeps? WeChat is the asian app version of that. For asian parents. Thats where they talk shit about their own kids on that app while telling friends every single activity that they did that day. Because they are quirky and active. Also, they will never admit wrong. They are always right.
Asian Parent1 (Dad): Oh my son is so fucking autistic, he's a retarded fucking cunt. By the way, I love your kids they are so adorable *kiss noises*
Asian Parent Housewife Who Clearly Has a Rich Husband and Two Kids: Oh~ thank you~ mmm~ your money- i mean kids are not that fucking degenerate at all~
Asian Parent Housewife Who Clearly Has a Rich Husband and Two Kids: Oh~ thank you~ mmm~ your money- i mean kids are not that fucking degenerate at all~
by stupid useless asian April 8, 2020
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Any time Jenny when on a date her father was filled with parentnoia.
My dad won't let me have the car for the weekend. He's parentnoied I'll break something.
My dad won't let me have the car for the weekend. He's parentnoied I'll break something.
by Ian Reynolds June 16, 2005
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