Prescuse

Stating excuses before hand. A pre-explanation of sorts, most times will be subtle and short. Differs from an excuse, because it will occur before imminent failure or defeat.

Brandon: "Hey wanna go play some basketball"
Chris: "Sure, lets go"

(on the walk over)

Chris: "Yeah, so my wrist was acting weird yesterday"
Brandon: "Prescuses, Prescuses!"

by urbanB August 9, 2010

net present value

Money has a time value, net present value is future cashflows brought back to today's value against a discount factor (11% is standard), minus the initial investment. If the net present value of cumulative cashflows is positive, then the project should be accepted, unless a more profitable investment is also availiable.

To calculate the NPV of an investment, one must know the discount factor, cost of investment and expected incomes (based off accurate data)

by Kung-fu Jesus July 6, 2004

Midas Presence

The tendency of any computer problem to be instantly fixed when anyone above a certain technical proficiency stands within a certain radius of the malfunctioning equipment

User: Whenever I try to configure my printer, it never.... hay, it's working fine. I promise I wasn't making it up...

Tecchie: It's OK. Just Midas Presence kicking in...

by j-cutter November 4, 2009

Christ Presbyterian Academy

This is a small private school in Nashville, Tennessee. They have their own language that would remind you of a yound child's garble. They call it CPA Sarcasm.

Christ Presbyterian Academy Sarcasm:

"Oh, I twill/twon't."
"Mun"
"WAH"
"Speak."
"Gewd."
"Trams."

by 1234567890.. April 19, 2009

oscar prescott

a really cool guy with loads of friends

yo have you heard oscar prescott got that fresh trim

by jxm3s October 6, 2020

Prescott

Prescott, a general term for a teenaged male, who has amazingly good looks, a great personality, and a 9 inch penis. Because of this he is generally wanted by every woman on the planet.

'OMG, that guy at the party last night was SUCH a prescott"

by lord-reilly March 15, 2009

mouth present

A tasty treat for your mouth.

I bought you a mouth present (sandwich).

by reverend megaton July 9, 2010