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Get the Near Porn mug.noun - to almost have an orgasm, particularly in men. A neargasam is a mini-orgasm which includes partial ejaculation. There is no refractory period. Dick stays hard for continued sex after the neargasm. A proper orgasm, with refractory period, follows later, after the neargasm.
After having sex for a few minutes, I had a neargasm, which really lubed things up in there. We had sex for another 20 minutes before I finally came.
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Get the neharika mug.A “Near Miss Frog Kiss” is defined as coming close to making a choice that would have been wrong for you. It’s based on the old saying, “You have to kiss a lot of frogs before you meet your Prince Charming!”
“Wow, Melanie, you just had a Near Miss Frog Kiss. I know Gary seems nice, but believe me girlfriend, he’s no prince!”
This phrase could also apply to any decision where you might have made a poor choice (buying the wrong car, wrong house or attending the wrong college)
This phrase could also apply to any decision where you might have made a poor choice (buying the wrong car, wrong house or attending the wrong college)
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Get the Neard mug.Meaning retard, derives from the name of a 'short bus' company called Nebard's. Calling someone a nebard suggests one rides said buses and is therefore a complete fucking retard (as short buses are the common method of transport to and from school/college for mentally disabled students).
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