math porn

A form of pornography involving sexy girls doing naughty things, like dividing by 0

"I liekz math porn" - Webster
"Ooh baby, find that derivative..." - math porn addict

by math_is_hawt September 8, 2009

Mathea

An extremely amazing friend you don't deserve. If you know a Mathea, your life must be blessed by the gods of Awesome.

I just met a Mathea today. Shoot me, I'm not worthy!

by teavee September 4, 2009

math coma

Originally coined by Jenna Lemire, A math coma is the stretch of time that can last anywhere from thirty seconds to forty years after a full period of math class in the morning at school. Your brain is so used to tuning out and your eyes glazing over, that you just stay like that. Another case may be after working so incredibly hard on math problems, your brain fizzes out and you don't speak coherent sentences for the rest of the day until being pelted with balls in gym class.

Jenna: Hey Brent-

Brent: ...

Jenna: Oh dear god! He's in a math coma!

by PhilosophyHurts April 28, 2011

Pizza Math

Counting act associated with sharing pizza between two or more people. As the number of slices diminish those desiring more pizza will attempt to count how many slices each person has consumed in order to figure out if they can legitimately claim the last slice of pizza (usually not wanting to look selfish or like a pig).

I was going to grab the last slice of pepperoni but I did the pizza math and I'd already had more than everyone else.

by Worldwind15 August 1, 2009

Pure math

Just pure meth spelled the wrong way

Texting:
Guy 1 : hey what are you cooking tonight
Guy 2 : Pure math
Guy 1 : uhhh.... what?

by Dumbass student June 1, 2021

Mathea

Mathea is an extremely hot girl, and if you know Mathea your life must be blessed! If you got Mathea, take care of her and tell her you love her. Because of her hot body, everyone likes her. She is also funny too. Take her perfect body into you an kiss her, before someone else takes her.

OMG I kissed Mathea today!

by anonysmm September 28, 2018

Mathangi

a smarty-pants, someone who is always right. a Mathangi is an amazing and loyal friend, and is always there to cheer you up with adorable little frog drawings. Mathangi’s are obsessed with the color blue and tend to have deep emotional discussions with people who mean something to her. She will shed her blood when she sees her loved ones cry. Mathangi’s are ALWAYS right, even though their brain may take a little vacation every now and then, they will forever remain a smarty-pants.

Oh I would want to be a Mathangi!

I would trade my life to be her, Mathangi.

by YashDra October 4, 2018