Masterbade

To touch or rub your own sexual organs for sexual pleasure.

Oh my God don't masterbade in the kitchen.

by Mr.Dyke May 30, 2018

Mastermonica

A vaginal disease in which a vagina develops a hunger and eats things.

"Damn, that mastermonica bitch ate my dick off."

"After my recent mastermonica infection, I no longer crave penises up in there as much as I do Vatamin C."

"Now that I have mastermonica I have to order food for two lips."

by Clarice Suckadick March 21, 2009

Masterbae

Term used to describe you dominant hand as your significant other. The masterbae will never leave you.

Guy 1: Man, I'm sorry Gina left you.
Guy2: It's OK, I still have the masterbae.

by Tibber April 29, 2015

Masterbateing

bashing the candle, Bleeding the weasel, bleedin the weed, buffing the banana, bopping the baloney, burping the worm, choking the chicken, cleaning your rifle, corking the bat, cranking the shank, cuffing the carrot, fisting your mister, flogging your dog, floggin the frog, flogging the hog, flogging the log, flute solo, jerkin'the gherkin, looping the mule, manual override, painting the pickle, pocket pinball, pocket pool, polishing the banister, polishing the rocket, pounding your flounder, pumping the python, roping the pony, spanking the monkey, teasing the weasel, tossing the turkey, walking the dog, whipping the willy, wonking your cronker, yanking the crank

I caught her masterbateing and her dildo was in the other hand wiggling around with cum all over it while she was still playing with herself with the other hand I'm not gonna lie I started walking off she was moaning and cumming and then she had said my name and I came all on the floor that's when she turned around she knew I was there she laughed at me and told me to get the fuck out

by Air_jordan23 March 9, 2020

masterbait

a girl that has a certain appearance (aka smokin hott), that you're probably going to think about later when you whack off

who saw that girl with the acb? the one with the white pants and black thong, shes definitely masterbait.

Bob's mom just got a new boob job, talk about masterbait, she can bake me cookies anytime.

by Ryan..the kid January 11, 2009

Sodium Masterbate

When you wank and your cum, freezes a line in front of you.
Perfect when a hot chick is infront of you, you can sodium masterbate over her and freeze her in possition. Then you can wank over her when ever you want.

I heard that Tim sodium masterbated over Sofia the other day.

by lenarius614 November 6, 2010

Masterwanking

When you have that sudden urge to masterbate. But when you do you get that horrible side-effect of a wank stain on the carpet. ew

someperson: DAMNIT
someotherperson:what happened?
somperson: I was masterwanking and I now need new bed sheets. *frowns*

by sakade March 15, 2010