Mished

When a person trys and says pissed or mashed but you too wasted to actually say it.

I wanna kebab, Arhhhhhhhh mished.

by Sir Henry Wankerville May 1, 2006

Missed Opporpoonity

When you miss out on getting some pussy. Reasons most likely involve being too drunk, you have a girlfriend, or forgot to bring a condom and after asking girl if it was okay she refused.

Amanda:"Heyy Zach, you should come upstairs with me real quick..."
Zach:"I can't, my girlfriend is here"

Damn bro thats some missed opporpoonity

by Ralford November 19, 2010

you missed it

1. A reminder that someone has failed to attend an event/notice an occurrence before it has passed by. Can either be used as a sympathetic reminder, a warning or for playfully or harmfully teasing someone, often used on one individual to defend/support another.

2. A statement made after someone has failed at a goal as sympathetic comfort or as playful or harmful teasing, often used on one individual to defend/support another.

(Victoria throws the ball as her parents watch the game from the stands. Megan swings her bat, but fails to hit the ball, so Emma catches it.) Victoria’s mom: Haha Megan! You missed it!

by Me. Mr, June 11, 2018

mizled

-a word pronounced incorrectly that teachers attempt to use as a joke but doesnt always work
-how a teacher mizles his/her students
by using this word

I don't think mizled can be used in a sentence.

by shush dont tell March 19, 2009

meek milled

When you start some shit you can't finish, then get humiliated publicly for your bad decision

Bro, if you keep starting shit with me, you're gonna get meek milled right here

by Cholo32 September 10, 2015

misted

Democrat spelling of the english word "missed".

Definition: To feel sorrow and joy at the same time, while receiving a lost loved one's government subsidy.

Actual example from the back window of a Cadillac in the Social Security Office parking lot: "R.I.P. Rose,
You will be misted"

by Rev. Calvin McDougle December 28, 2004

Meek Milled

When you unsuccessfully roast somebody, to later be embodied.

Boi 1: Did you hear about ol' boi yesterday who choked in the roast?
Boi 2: Yeah man, he Meek Milled hardcore!

by O.G. Spongebobby Trappants August 16, 2016