meatball surgery

A nickname for surgery that is meant to be performed rapidly to stabilize the patient as quickly as possible.

Amid technical innovations and changes of personnel, one thing that did not change was the MASH's basic function of performing what Capt. H. Richard Hornberger of the 8055th later called "meatball surgery." Speaking as Richard Hooker, pseudonymous author of M*A*S*H, he suggested that meatball surgery is a specialty in itself. "We are not concerned with the ultimate reconstruction of the patient. We are concerned only with getting the kid out of here alive enough for someone else to reconstruct him. Up to a point we are concerned with fingers, hands, arms and legs, but sometimes we deliberately sacrifice a leg in order to save a life, if the other wounds are more important. In fact, now and then we may lose a leg because, if we spent an extra hour trying to save it, another guy in the pre-op ward could die from being operated on too late. Our general attitude around here is that we want to play par surgery. Par is a live patient."

by Jack Neary August 16, 2006

Matty Meatball

Can be both a person or used as a general insult:

As a person: "Look its Meatball Matty"
As insult: "What a Meatball"

Use below list to identify:

1) A person that is all about meat

2) May require the meatbeater

3) Most properly the meatyest chud in the EU

4) Know for missing big events to take home some meat (E.G.) Lethal Bizzle

5) Only drinks Corona

6) Dislikes being a Meatball

7) Likely to miss the last night of a holiday for meat

8) Option of Halal Meatball

9) Always reem

10) Lush thick beard and chest hair

11) Best looking in hometown

1
"Meatball Matty" shouts Jack

"I'm not even meatball" replys the Meatball in question

2

"Hey thats the guy who missed Lethal Bizzle to take home a girl" Ross exclaims

"I know! Classic Matty Meatball" replys Harry

by LittlePawsCat September 19, 2014

Chocolate Meatball

When you fist out your asshole then punch your partner in the face.

That chocolate meatball last night hurt like a son of a bitch.

by AuJaBas93 January 16, 2009

fried meatball

when someone inserts his or her hand in sand and then starts fisting his or her partner. its extreamly uncomfortable.

frank enjoys when stinky puts his hand into the sand at the beach and inserts it into his ass

jack enjoys a fried meatball with 2 ft tyrone when hes on the beach

by dodgerboy34 June 30, 2011

What are you, half a meatball?

A phrase used to refer to something as stupid, dumb, or fail.

It also indicates that someone's brain is the size of half of a meatball.

EXAMPLE:

John: 2+2=5!

Bob: What are you, half a meatball?!

by piluke October 21, 2010

Meatballing

When a dude pulls his sack over his penis and it makes a lump that looks like a meatball

Paulena: the other day Chase pulled his scrotum over his penis. Can most boys do that?

Connor: Yes. We all can. It's called meatballing.

by Chef boyardee March 27, 2015

meatball lamb

The "Lamb" in Meatball Lamb, stands for Lamborghini. Meatball describes the brown complextion of the Lamborghini.

Made popular by Yung L.A. track "36 O's"

-Swagg Like Damn (Wat It Is)
Straight Drop Yams (Wat It Is)
Pockets On Ham (Wat It Is)
!!!!!!Meatball Lamb!!!!! (Ok)

Yung L.A.:
Pull Up 08 !!!!!Meatball Lamb!!!!!!!
Offsets Inside Sunset Tan
Big Stupid Bank Rolls Pockets On Ham...
Yung L.A. Got Dem Hoes Like God Damn

fat kid- shit, look at that meatball lamb, that shit looks good

his buddy- "you fat fuck, always thinkin bout meatballs!"

fat kid- " no silly, look at that brown lamborghini behind you"

his buddy- " Damn that meatball lamborhini looks so exotic"

fat kid - " mmm now that you mentioned it, lets eat some meat balls"

his buddy- " you fat fuck"

by London Ontario 519 Meatbalamb July 25, 2009