E-Learning

The system where teachers double the amount of work, and cut in half the amount of effort

Jack: Fuckin’ hate e-learning.

Jill: Honestly, these teachers doubled the amount of homework, and they don’t work hard at all

by cranberry juice is superior October 28, 2020

distance learning

(n) staring at a teacher on a computer screen instead of going to in-person school because the schools are closed; getting an education from teachers through Zoom calls; going to Zoom school

Distance learning sucks because everyone is getting headaches from too much screen time and it is difficult to learn from teachers who are teaching from the computer instead of in the classroom. Some kids like distance learning because they can log-on with their cameras turned off and play video games all day instead of doing their school work.

by I'm Not LIke You Guys December 4, 2020

Remote learning

Worse than being at school.

Just sitting around doing nothing but just listening to stupid shit every day in the morning.

If you ever tried to skip class or school. They send you home with a note saying, Your son/daughter Is falling behind such as, not listening and skipping classes.

And if your sick, your still forced to do work online remote learning wtf.

by Spheraz January 13, 2021

Kids Learning Tube

Kids Learning tube (Or KLT) is a Youtube Channel made in Early 2015. It's a fun learning channel for kids and adults too. A lot of the songs are pretty catchy! I do like the astronomy and geography + anatomy videos on there :-)

The Catchiest line from a song from Kids Learning Tube is "Oh I am Maryland Founded I 1788, I touch the North Atlantic it is cold but feels really great. I do have a state capital its name Annapolis, I touch Washington D.C thanks for learning about this."

by Boovian November 10, 2022

Bedrock Learning

A painful experience if you ask me, the tasks on Bedrock don't even make sense, to be honest, I would personally go to Hell than do this shit. Even worse is the matching up task, it was as if pain had a baby with suffering. Whoever made Bedrock should be executed for child abuse and the cause of depression toward young minds.

Son: mum, can I go play with my friends.
Mum: have you done your Bedrock Learning.
Son:....

by IslamicTord September 24, 2022

young humanoid subjects learning life and humanity right now as we are reading this very for no long reason text that is probbly wasting your time

young humanoid subjects learning life and humanity right now as we are reading this very for no long reason text that is probably wasting your time is another meaning of your fucked while your leaving most of your not needed but meaningful life span behind.

"young humanoid subjects learning life and humanity right now as we are reading this very for no long reason text that is probbly wasting your time" the author told the readers while they where regretting there life choices

by UwuDirtyPotato November 23, 2020

Galileo School for Gifted Learning

This school is just a bunch of social rejects and homeschooled kids, and special snowflakes. Everyone is actually pretty nice and friendly though but just watch out for the weird ones. The teachers just hire anyone off the street and you could probably bring a knife in with out anyone finding out. Theres a lack of funding so you’d probably end up sharing pe equipment or being a least favorite kid, because you don’t have a pta mom who volunteers and donates. I guess the education makes up for everything.

Galileo School for Gifted Learning “Looks it’s those gifted burn out kids” “Sandy lost all her Pokémon cards and Terry had a fit because his mom didn’t walk him into class”

by Galileo School for Gifted Lear April 2, 2021