Lap Dancing

Very similar to twerking but, the male is usually seated on a chair or such while the female twerks or dances for him, rubbing her breasts and vagina against his crotch or face.

Just go to youtube and search for it. WARNING, not safe for work, not safe for children and not safe to be watched with parents either. Lap Dancing is shown in many youtube videos, just search for it.

by DeltaDeltaDelta November 27, 2013

Lap-sit

To sit on one's lap, particually a female sexually pleasing a male; lapdance

The chic gave the deserving stud a lap-sit.

by Zack August 20, 2004

lap time

A pun on 'nap time', except with one person catching Z's with their head in another person's lap.

Usually happens when watching a movie or somesuch and the relationship is comfortable/intimate enough to allow for the tired one to fall asleep in the other person's lap.

"I can barely concentrate on this flick anymore and I'm dead tired to boot. It's lap time."

by pewbz October 14, 2011

lap dance

Grinding while sitting down.

Hannah gave Timothy a lap dance on his couch

by helalnandaaa June 18, 2011

lap dance

The ultimate nightmare of man. It's porn that can see you.

Stripper: Would you like a lap dance?

by deathmetalfan July 10, 2011

lap hammer

An abnormally large penis.

Check out Jay's lap hammer, it's enormous!

by VousCrew October 27, 2008

lap snorkeling

When you suck on a guy's balls while seated or laying in between his legs. From his point of view, he can see just the top of your head and his boner sticking up, making it look like you're a snorkeler.

I passed out in my chair and when I woke up, Jenn was lap snorkeling me.

by ahirebet July 19, 2010