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National sit on lap day 

On April 25th You can sit on anyone lap for the day
Me: Why you sitting on his or her lap
Be: It’s national sit on lap day

Sit on lap day 

Your lap is the top of your thighs when you sit down, where your cat might sit. Lap can also refer to a trip around a racetrack, or to the act of overtaking a competitor by a lap. Lap is associated with a number of idioms. If something "falls into your lap," you have gotten something without making much effort.
"Hey it's sit on lap day"

"Ok go ahead"
Sit on lap day by Nagsnbev August 15, 2019

National sit on lap day 

On August 30thYou can sit on anyone lap for the day
Why you let her just sit on your lap*
Cause it's national sit on lap day

Sit on lap november 

Does this mean there's no "no nut november"? No
Does this make "no nut november" harder? Yes
Sit on guy's laps to make "no nut november" way harder for them.
Tom: *Sits down*
Sarah: *Sits Down on Toms lap*
Tom: What are you doing, it's no nut november!
Sarah: I'm just making it harder for you. It's also "Sit on lap november".
Sit on lap november by Yeetnignogs October 23, 2019

National sit on lap day 

On March 2nd you can sit on anybody lap for the day
exp: why you sitting on his or her lap Them: it’s National sit on lap day

National sit on lap day 

It’s March 2nd you can sit on anybody lap for the day
Me: why you sitting on his or her lap? Them: its National sit on lap day
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