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Kowalskied

To inexplicably smash, break, or further render anything else useless, that one touches. Complimented by taking absolutely no responsibility for any of the above incidents.
You Kowalskied the computer in the first three hours of your shift!
by Innotech April 14, 2006
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The Kowalski Touch

The polar opposite of the Midas where everything that is touched turns to shit, breaks, or is ruined.

The name Kowalski is dervived from Stanley Kowalski who is a fictional character in Tennessee Williams' play A Streetcar Named Desire.
Tom: We need to get rid of that guy, he's got the Kowalski Touch.

Mark: Yeah everything he works on breaks, regardless of how simple it is.
by BustaNutz June 5, 2009
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Kowchoo

Tree drood of <Reforged>

Gained notoriety during his 2006 conflict with ex-GM Benias during the fabled Diurds Is For Healz debate. Kowchoo insisted that a druid's role in a raid should be limited to healing, despite learned discourse by Beni to the contrary. Subsequent review of Swiss' WWS parses did vindicate Kowchoo's view of the matter, despite counterarguement by Beni, who offered Sherard's numbers as evidence.
"WTF are you thinking? A druid can't tank! Druids are for heals."
-Kowchoo
by Lowpass February 4, 2009
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kowthar

a beautiful girl that knows how to blindfold Asians with a single piece of tooth floss.
also is a smart ass best person to friend if you want non stop laughter.
hey Cecilia let me take the tooth floss covering your eyes!
kowthar: smart ass
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Ben Kowalewicz

Ben Kowalewicz is fit.
by Under The Sun December 25, 2007
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cowinkydink (also, kowinkydink)

a non-fancy way of talking about Carl Jung's idea of synchronicity:

Synchronicity is an explanatory principle; it explains "meaningful coincidences." His notion of synchronicity is that there is an acausal principle that links events having a similar meaning by their coincidence in time rather than sequentially. He claimed that there is a synchrony between the mind and the phenomenal world of perception.
A beetle flew into Jung's room while a patient was describing a dream about a scarab. The scarab is an Egyptian symbol of rebirth, he noted. Therefore, the propitious moment of the flying beetle indicated that the transcendental meaning of both the scarab in the dream and the insect in the room was that the patient needed to be liberated from her excessive rationalism.
by douglas william mowbray February 7, 2005
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