Definitions by BustaNutz

Come On Funny Feeling

A feeling of luck and invulnerability that foreshadows opportunity and good fortune. The funny feeling is often to be beckoned and called near the craps or roulette table, which will provide the gambler with clairvoyance on how to place his/her bets.

Craps parlance:

Stickman: "Seven out! New Shooter!"
New Shooter: "Come on Funny Feeling! Daddy needs a new pair of shoes." Places bets and then rolls.
Stickman: "Eleven! Front line winner."

Come On Funny Feeling by BustaNutz May 8, 2013

Jail Break 

When you prematurely ejaculate, usually while in public.

Clint: That girl's so hot...
Steve: Making eye contact with here will make your jail break.

Jail Break by BustaNutz July 1, 2011

The Kowalski Touch 

The polar opposite of the Midas where everything that is touched turns to shit, breaks, or is ruined.

The name Kowalski is dervived from Stanley Kowalski who is a fictional character in Tennessee Williams' play A Streetcar Named Desire.

Tom: We need to get rid of that guy, he's got the Kowalski Touch.

Mark: Yeah everything he works on breaks, regardless of how simple it is.

The Kowalski Touch by BustaNutz June 5, 2009

Turkey Squirts 

A severe form of diarrhea often associated with defecating in ones drawls or missing the toilet.

"Dude that bathroom had crap all over the wall."
"Yeah, the dude must of had the turkey squirts."

Turkey Squirts by BustaNutz January 31, 2009