invisajizz

the product of airjerking.

Laura: That guy was so hot! When I saw him I airjerked for like five minutes.
Gina: DUDE I KNOW. When I saw him I airjerked and then invisajizzed all over your dashboard... sorry.

by HarrisonHeezay August 27, 2009

Invisible Truck

An invisible truck that randomly hits people. When you see it you are supposed to yell Damn, this word often prevents it from hitting you and makes it hit the person with you or next to you.

Dean: DAMN ITS THE INVISIBLE TRUCK!
Sophie: OW I JUST GOT HIT.
Sarah: What..?
Sophie: DIDN'T YOU SEE IT! THE INVISIBLE TRUCK JUST HIT ME!

by Boazzzz November 7, 2010

invisible ninja

What some rappers, most notably Devlin fight whilst rapping - Moving their arms around like windmills trying to look "street" they look like they are blocking attacks from invisible ninjas

Dude! Why are you fighting invisible Ninjas! Stop flailing your arms around like a windmill.

by stragen November 2, 2012

invasivore

An invasivore is someone who eats invasive species (Caribbean lionfish, green mussels, Asian carp etc) both for culinary enjoyment and to help control outbreaks of invasive species in native environments.

John: I heard about this new restaurant that serves lionfish fillets. They're delicious and I want to eat as many as I can to get them out of our bay.
Jill: Yeah, I'm becoming a total invasivore. I even ate a python steak the other day.

by reef_saver December 7, 2011

investerection

The sexual arousal caused by a stock portfolio that is making positive returns.

This bull market is giving everyone on Wall Street an investerection.

by Germankid September 3, 2016

Inniss

The dankest of the meme lords.

When I grow up i want to be the Inniss of meme pages.

by Nigerian Princess. July 7, 2016

invisible

1. Not visible; unseen

2. (Espec. in Iraq) Weapons of Mass Destruction.

1. I can't see you. Are you invisible?

by ieatmako June 19, 2004