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Helicopter Tits

Tits moving a rhythmic circular motion similar to that of a helicopter rotor when fucked. Most commonly seen in larger natural breasts it can be induced in smaller breasts provided enough force is applied.
I was so mesmerized by your Mom's helicopter tits that I feel off your race-car bed.
by Mystic-X October 4, 2009
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helicockter

The act of swinging one's penis continuously in a circular motion as to imitate the motion of a helicopter rotor.

Helicockters have two main uses:

-The first and most common use is to trick a teammate into looking at your penile area while you perform a helicockter. If successful in getting someone to look, everyone else in the locker room has the responsibility to call the person who looked gay in the most slanderous and offensive possible way, often escalating to taking uncalled-for low-blows that have little or nothing to do with said person's sexuality. It is generally understood that even someone who looks directly at a helicockter is not actually homosexual, but challenging their sexuality for a few moments is necessary.

-The second use is to perform the helicockter as a means of transportation. If done fast enough, some people are able to lift off the ground as high as twelve feet into the air. This is easier said than done, and we recommend that you not try this at home.
Person 1: (standing 5-10 feet behind Person 2 and performing helicockter) Hey! Check out this awesome new tattoo I got below my belly button!

Person 2: Cool, let me check that ou......AW COME ON MAN.

Person 1: ....fag.

Persons 2, 3, 4: (to Person 1) WOW WHAT A GAY QUEER WHO WILLINGLY BLOWS MEN.

Person 1: Now if you will all excuse me, I'm helicocktering home today.
by Rampaging Lumberjack November 13, 2010
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The Helidoctors

The best fucking local band in Appleton, Wisconsin. All the band members are dead sexy (Kdanny Heinritz, Tyler "Cupcake" Wolff & Kyle Jarchow). Their music is nectar from the God's and it also has the ability to make you feel like it's necessary to dance along at their shows. Their biggest fans are Nikki Heinritz & Megan Kimball.
I suggest if you haven't listened to the Helidoctors, look them up on iTunes and download their album, and listen to it and let the music fucking take over. You won't regret it. You'll listen to it today, tomorrow, and for the rest of your life.
Nikki Heinritz: Hey! The Helidoctors concert is tonight!
Megan Kimball: Fuck yes. Let's go! They're my favourite band!
Nikki Heinritz: Hey, me too! I love the sexy drummer!
Megan Kimball: That's alright, I love the lead singer!
by megerzzz June 24, 2011
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urine helicopter

the act of spinning in your room all the while spraying every item in it with the glorious yellow stream of pee pee. Best accomplished in a complete, utter state of blacked-outness.
"Hey Lucian, you pulled a urine helicopter on yo shit again! Slap me some skin, brotha!"
by Eino April 15, 2005
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houston helicoptor

The act of the male recipient laying on his back with his erected penis in the air. The female recipient then sits down on the throbbing cock causing penetration of the penis in the vagina. The male recipient then yells, "Start your engines!", while the female does repeaded 360 turns around the male body, resembling a helicoptor.
Deb and I were hoping to do some kinky shit on our anniversery, but after we did the Houston Helicoptor the dumb bitch broke up with me!
by brett27 October 26, 2005
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attack/helicopter

A term used by those on social media who are satirizing the over excessive culture of identifying gender, especially the rise of Neopronouns. Not used as a anti-LGBTQ term, but one used to satire the culture that make gender such a big deal and think those with Neopronouns are attention seeking. They are against those who get triggered for assuming their gender, and are almost always straight. Those who use this phrase are tired of seeing "woke" gender ideology and the obsessive increase in terms like Agender, Bigender, Cisgender, Gender fluid, Genderqueer, Transgender, gender neutral. Simply put, they dislike how people have to constantly make sure they are addressing someone by their "proper" gender since they can no longer assume someone's gender.
"Bro I just saw a Instagram bio with the pronouns Ae/Aer"
"Bro wtf, I'm not against LGBTQ, but that's just stupid. I'm changing my bio to Attack/Helicopter"
by aaanaa April 2, 2021
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Doing the Helicopter

The spinning movement of male genitalia that resembles the blades of a helicopter.
Have you seen that drunk guy spinning his junk at people?
Yeah he was doing the helicopter!
by Esfer September 11, 2016
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