Grottle your Kronse

This describes either deliberate or radom accidental injury to the male anatomy.

a) "Oh my God! Did you see that guy just grottle his kronse on that bike? That HAD to hurt!"

b) "I told you if you don't take your hands off of me right now, I am going to grottle your kronse!"

by GorillaEye October 7, 2009

Grotexqte

Grotexqte (gro-text) - n. When someone tries to dirty text you it's just not working because 1. They suck at dirty texting; 2. It's from someone you don't want a to get dirty text from; or 3. Their dirty texting is grotesque.

"I wanna suck on your toes baby." "Eww, she just sent me this text and it's grotesque!" "Dude, that's not grotesque, that's Grotexqte."

by J-Dash October 9, 2012

grotbeast

Someone who rarely washes

That guy is a proper grotbeast

by thw88 December 7, 2015

Grotpot

A chat gross girl that has grotty feet

Klimt had a grotpot causing tyler to never get with him ever.

by Jaime&Tylerswords September 4, 2018

grot spot

A particularly unpleasant and abused public area that is covered in litter and other unpalatable human mess.

The training ground behind the beach is the area’s grot spot - full of druggie litter and washed in sea waste.

by King Crumb & Stains November 10, 2020

Grottle

An uncommon mispronounciation of the word "groat", a medieval coin worth four pence.

I'll steal all your pennies and grottles.

by PenniesAndGrottles December 31, 2022

Jacoby Grotton

Someone who thinks everyone named matt or matthew is gay. Loves anything baby yoda related. Anyone named jacoby is straight and loves animals to death mostly cats though.

Man im straight but looking at Jacoby Grotton makes me hard.

by poolgrk May 21, 2020