A girth purse is a vagina with abnormally large lips or clitoris making it difficult for penetration because of the swollen mass of flesh engulfing male genatalia...and is also where YOUR money is going into.
by m1dnite October 2, 2009
When a young man sneaks his hard girth in the popcorn cup in a theatre and tries to share his "popcorn" with his date. Can wind up with a spontaneous handjob or a slap in the face.
That dork! He slipped me the buttered theatre girth on the first date!! Then what happened? I stroked his buttered peany and he exploded on my dress.
by Running out of patience February 15, 2007
Originating from the novel 'In Cold Blood', massive raging girth is a term used to describe a penis, usually with friction burns of intense thickness. It is often used alongside 'anal' in Lincolnshire schools as an enjoyable word to shout out.
Mr. Knight: Course has DEFINATELY got to be in for-
Reece: MASSIVE RAGING GIRTH.
Mr. Knight: Right Reece get out.
Reece: ANAL.
Reece: MASSIVE RAGING GIRTH.
Mr. Knight: Right Reece get out.
Reece: ANAL.
by FlaccidBits March 11, 2009
Galdalf: It is time, Frodo.
Sam: What does he mean?
Frodo: I'm getting fat, Sam. It is time for me to leave middle girth. There are too many tempting and unhealthy eating opportunities in The Shire. <looks a Sam's belly> You should come, too.
Sam: What does he mean?
Frodo: I'm getting fat, Sam. It is time for me to leave middle girth. There are too many tempting and unhealthy eating opportunities in The Shire. <looks a Sam's belly> You should come, too.
by Vlad the Vandalorian July 15, 2021
Girth Control Pills (def., noun): Any prescription to remedy erectile dysfunction. Includes known dick pills like Viagra, Cialis and Hardonex.
~One more gash-gouging original term by AndyBones, the man who wields the net handle PaulAllensCard~
~One more gash-gouging original term by AndyBones, the man who wields the net handle PaulAllensCard~
by PaulAllensCard November 22, 2016
get of me you fuckin girth monkey
by Phill Stone January 16, 2004
"Todd's a really go-getter. I heard he gave tammi a penile episiotomy, must have that tuna can girth"
by thefox.com January 2, 2019