Fruited Up

(a person) Looking or dressed as if they are going to participate in activities stereotypically associated with gay people.

A: Do you like what I'm wearing to starbucks?
B: You look absolutely fruited up babe.

by MonotoneWombat April 25, 2022

Frosted moth ball

When a man 'mouth pockets' a load from a buddy and proceeds to snowball it before spitting it into a womans vagina. If that woman becomes pregnant, it is officially a frosted moth ball.

Hey Toby, your grandma is pregnant. I gave her a frosted moth ball a few weeks back and now you're the father. Congrats!

by Tobias Mathias February 8, 2023

Frosted sugar cookies

You either love them or hate them. They're drier than a desert but taste absolutely amazing. You WILL need a glass of milk with these delights.

Guy 1: Hey, I got some frosted sugar cookies!

Guy 2: What, why? Those are disgusting, throw them away!

Guy 3: What? No, those are the best cookies ever!

*Proceed to a race war only its cookies*

by Squashybead2217 September 22, 2023

Frosted Dough Boy

When you harness your cock with a cock ring and after it becomes swollen and engorged, you cover the cock and balls with pastry icing and let your girl go down and suck that fat old dough boy.

Rachel loves the sweet, mouth filling good time of sucking my frosted dough boy.

by Eaton Holgoode February 22, 2018

Fuck Bitches, Eat Frosted Flakes

The art of eating a bowl of frosted flakes, while bending your girl over and fucking her.

"Hey man"

"Sup"
"You wanna hang today?"
"Sorry, bro. I'm too busy living my motto."
"And what might that be?!"
"Fuck Bitches, Eat Frosted Flakes."

by BernieMacisdead January 25, 2015

Frosted flakes

Dried, typically flakey, cum or come on an individual(s) body after ejaculation. They are common on hair and renown for the inability to wash/remove them on first attempt.

Darin took three showers but the frosted flakes on his chest were unusually obstinate and flakey.

by RobertoGville April 23, 2008

frusterbation

the act of lonely depressed jealous masturbation. This mainly occurs when you are angry/jealous that your buddy or roommate is the next room having audible sex, and you are left alone with the world wide web and a bottle of lotion

"i could hear them having the hottest loudest sex ever while i was alone playing Halo, and the girl he was with was freakin hot! ........ It kinda turned me on. So i got the laptop out and engaged in an intense frusterbation sesh. Im really lonely dude"

by digggzy February 16, 2010