Yo you see melissa flash at the party last night? I told you that was a clowned up boob job! Thats what you call Franken tits
by Big ol' red February 4, 2007
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boy 1: yikes...she was so hot in february...and look at her now in april, shes fat! what happened?
boy 2: she went to florida and learned how to eat
boy 3: that bitch ball park franked
boy 2: she went to florida and learned how to eat
boy 3: that bitch ball park franked
by coolkid812 May 3, 2006
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"He said he was feeling a little frackett this morning."
"You go over there and act frackett while I'll hide behind that monkey-puzzle tree and then steal her handbag."
"You go over there and act frackett while I'll hide behind that monkey-puzzle tree and then steal her handbag."
by ballpointpenthief September 18, 2008
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Get the frankenboo mug.by Bacachew June 3, 2009
Get the frankenclop mug.Jane: I heard that your husband got a vasectomy. How did it go?
Mary: He went back to work after a few days, but he still has Frankenballs. The stitches should come out soon.
Mary: He went back to work after a few days, but he still has Frankenballs. The stitches should come out soon.
by scoobylou October 13, 2011
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(Futz)-Swiss-German slang for female genitalia
Definition= A Frankenfutz is the mangled remains of someones physical assortment of sexual organs after undergoing a procedure to surgically attempt a gender reassignment surgery. After thoroughly mutilating, disfiguring and extensively vandalizing, and downright disrespecting their ooozing festering genitals to visually replicate the genitals of their preferred gender. The newly created "Penis" or/(and?) Vagina(ish?) is intended to serve as a poorly functioning, disfigured, 5th grade quality, science project gone awry, sad dog shit excuse for the real deal, that new creation is known as a "Frakenfutz" . We must protect those precious god given lovey bits, bumps, bevels, bulges and branches on the bros and in bitches that we all long and lust for.
Female to Male post op genitals resemble a tiny finger puppet of a severe burn victim, or an extra long skinny fungal growth .
Male to Female post op genitals resemble cock origami scrapple flapps or a pile of hamburger after a grenade went off in it .
(Futz)-Swiss-German slang for female genitalia
Definition= A Frankenfutz is the mangled remains of someones physical assortment of sexual organs after undergoing a procedure to surgically attempt a gender reassignment surgery. After thoroughly mutilating, disfiguring and extensively vandalizing, and downright disrespecting their ooozing festering genitals to visually replicate the genitals of their preferred gender. The newly created "Penis" or/(and?) Vagina(ish?) is intended to serve as a poorly functioning, disfigured, 5th grade quality, science project gone awry, sad dog shit excuse for the real deal, that new creation is known as a "Frakenfutz" . We must protect those precious god given lovey bits, bumps, bevels, bulges and branches on the bros and in bitches that we all long and lust for.
Female to Male post op genitals resemble a tiny finger puppet of a severe burn victim, or an extra long skinny fungal growth .
Male to Female post op genitals resemble cock origami scrapple flapps or a pile of hamburger after a grenade went off in it .
That ladyboy prostitute i raped last night was post op. male to female, so the dumb cunt basically screamed while i cum-fuck its shit pussy until double dipped and came in deep inside that brand new haggard meat cave , it was wrecked....a real "Frankenfutz" .
by IndulgeInThe7 November 11, 2017
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