floss

to show off, especially things of high value

once he got the new f50, he couldn't help but floss.

by stevo October 13, 2004

Florus Legit

A phrase you may use when asking a serious question about how truthful a statement is.

Matt: "i got tickets to the MCR concert man!"

Johnny: "Like Legit dude."

Matt: "Fuckin Florus Legit Bro!"

Brendan: "Yuuus!"

by DeathwishJC January 26, 2010

Philly Floss

When a girl says she trims her bush, but when you go down south to eat pussy you get a pubic hair stuck in your tooth.

Yesterday Andy told me that he went down on the poon and came back up with a Philly Floss.

by h@yd3n February 21, 2009

dental floss

Good product to buy to keep your teeth at their best, but also a wonderful way to remove pubes from your teeth after a guy/girl has gone down one a hairy lady, with a large flower bed

Guy 1: "I heard that she's well hairy that girlfriend of yours"

Guy 2: "Better remember your dental floss tonight then eh?"

Guy 3: "Nah she aint, she has a beautifully trimmed and waxed minge." <*embarrassed*>

Guy 4: "What's that in your pocket then?" <*points to dental floss*>

by Gma June 9, 2005

flip flops

Sandals with only a strap in the front, which joins between the big toe and the one next to it. i dont know the names!

What I wear everyday, rain or shine.

by Random April 6, 2004

floss my otter

response when an ugly guy/girl asks you out on a date and you have no real excuses to use.

Ugly Girl: Hey John, would you like to go to dinner and a movie with me tonight?

Non Ugly Guy: Oh, ummm, I'm sorry but I have to floss my otter.

by broham14 February 10, 2010

Flip Flops

used on a warm school day by a girl who thinks she's cool enough to show off her feet, but doesn't know that none of the boys care.

girl: check out my new flip flops!
every boy in the universe: idc

by I KAN SPEL March 31, 2022