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Iowan Fiber Climb

You stick a stalk of corn up your ass while your significant other licks the butthole and eats the corn off of your ass while it is spinning
"My wife gave me a mean Iowan Fiber Climb last night"
by General Herpes July 19, 2025
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Fiber optic cable

Fuck's all that?
Fiber optic cable. High-speed Internet access.
Lotta money in this shit.
Oh yeah?
😏
😟
by fuckjon January 2, 2026
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Fiber Optic Cable Core

A kind of shitposting where you play sad music in the background and record someone saying something and then you cutoff the last part where they say a noun and flash a picture of said object and have them repeat it in a pitched down version
This is my favorite computer. *Image of a computer*, computer *in a low pitch voice*.

Ahh the classic fiber optic cable core.
by Humorescence June 30, 2024
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No Fiber

A pun when one says "thats shits hard"(implying something is cool) and follows it up with "no fiber".
"That shits hard" "No fiber"
by Super Krazy May 1, 2025
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Fiber Tax

The amount of fiber one has to consume in order to make sure they have a normal bowel movement without paying for it in pain.
“I have constipation, I can’t make it to the party!”
“Did you have too much or too little fiber?”
“What?” (Groans)
“If you had too little fiber, then you didn’t pay your body the fiber tax to let the stool through.”
“What if I had too much fiber?”
“Then you paid too much fiber tax!”
by DorianGray1243 July 11, 2023
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Carbon Fiber

Something that should not be used in a tube shaped submersible meant for dives to the Titanic
“Shit! We shouldn’t have used carbon fiber on this Oceangate fucking tras-“
(Implosion)
by EA SPORTS ITS IN DA GAME February 16, 2024
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