Farmer Sutra 

the ancient dutch book on the art of erotic barnyard love

jennings reads this every day

Farmer Sutra by masterofrpg May 14, 2004

farmer snort 

Plugging one nostril by placing the index finger on it while blowing out the other one in order to discharge nasal mucus on the ground. The "farmer snort" is a quick, efficient way to blow your nose. Unfortunately, it's also a quick, efficient way to guarantee you won't get a second date either.

Damn, Frank was pretty glued when he was at Mike's house. First he farted out loud, then he did a farmer snort on the living room carpet. Mike dial toned him on the spot.

farmer snort by Frank Klaune May 1, 2005

Farmer Jens

a big man who has no respect for other people at all, and who gives kåldolmere all the time.
No one likes him

You are such a Farmer Jens

Farmer Jens by Allan December 25, 2004

Farmer's Wipe 

When you don't have a handkerchief or a tissue, you place your thumb over one nostril and proceed to expel your snot out the other. Also know as: Let the Sidewalk Be Your Handkerchief."

I couldn't find a Kleenex, so I leaned out the window and gave a farmer's wipe.

Farmer's Wipe by creedmoor October 20, 2009

farmer snort 

The retards' way of saying farmer's blow.

Joe: Hey, Jim, you got that farmer snort all over me.

Jim: You dumbass, its called a farmer's blow.

farmer snort by jakrel May 17, 2005

farmer-fix 

making a repair using something non- permanent and looking quite shoddy in the end. But it works, possibly for years.

"Remember that lock we farmer-fixed? I use it everyday and keep thinking I should do it properly, but what the hell, it works!"
repaired unfucked cannabalized

farmer-fix by gasoline 2 November 29, 2013

Farmer Five 

The farmer five is a term that relates to the television availability in rural areas of the country.

Typically the local free access channels that gives us our weather, sports and local news.
Most often they are PBS, NBC, ABC, CBS and FOX.

The farmer five is all that is available to us in the areas where we cannot get cable, internet or not have the money for the satellite.

Farmer Five by Mrs.Chicken2 December 2, 2016