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Fantasy Escort Network

An adult escort service from the south that operates in southern states and the midwest. They have been in business for over 30 years because of their relationships with law enforcement. They operate out of Redwood Management Apartment Complexes and local hotels. They load the ho stable from 3pm-5pm, drive hoes to the hotel at 6pm, then drive them to the stable around 2am. The girls sleep at the apartment, then drive them home at 7am.
Damn the cops have a search warrant for my house because that ho from fantasy escort network wore a blue-tooth ear piece and tapped our conversation talking about drugs to the cops. At least they have cheap ho prices.
by Perrysburg home of the Ho’s September 10, 2019
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sober escort

A sober escort, or travel escort, is a paid sober travel companion or travel escort that accompanies a client to an event, to treatment, or to court, to ensure the client maintains sobriety.
I called Christopher Ferry and his team to hire a sober escort for my son to get to rehab.
by Christopher Ferry March 24, 2020
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by Gvkhfutkfiut March 10, 2021
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Indentured Escort

A married woman who forgoes sexual intimacy with her spouse for no particular reason, although both parties are somehow satisfied with the arrangement

Used by those on the outside looking in as a way to poke fun at such a bizarre state of affairs
Kevin: "I know Woodrow is married and all, but he's always come across as a virgin to me."

Tanner: "Oh, I'll bet my left nut's tumor he is. His wife's practically an indentured escort."

Kevin: "Yeah. What better way to consummate the marriage than to remain celibate indefinitely, am I right?"
by Testostices McSourpenis March 11, 2023
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Upscale Escort

A small compact motorcar, manufactured by the Ford Motor Company between 1968-2000 (UK) or 1981-2003 (US) and souped up by dodgy street pimps for use by their working girls.
Known as "painted ladies", the Upscale Escorts are second-hand Ford Escort econoboxes that have been dolled up "Pimp My Ride" style by street pimps.

Clearly painted to look to be something which they are not, the Upscale Escorts are high-maintenance and the cost of "escort service" to keep them running is exorbitant.

Nonetheless, these continue to ply our streets as the only vehicles which the average sex worker can afford.
by bitchuck September 15, 2024
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Not An Escort

All porn stars escort, but they are not all escorts. Escorting is illegal , unless somebody is filming you. Porn stars are aware of prostitution laws and will never admit guilt. I'm not a fan looking for an escort . I'm a Producer slash camera man, and your going to be on smash van pov.
fan: hello gabby can i ask you a question ?
gabby: I'm not an escort.
fan: slut!
by sislovesme June 11, 2020
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