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dumber than a bag of hammers

when your cousin buford says somethin' REAL dumb and you turn to him tell 'im, "buford, you are dumber than a bag of hammers."
"buford, you are dumber than a bag of hammers."
by rammymolnar May 14, 2020
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Dumperooski

A trip to the bathroom, that involves one of the must glorious bowel movements one could possibly ever experience
Hey bro what’s up ?

Oh nothing much man, just taking the ol daily Dumperooski
by Papawslim April 16, 2022
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Chumper Dumper

The first thing you say when you knock someone on their ass.
*as you knock someone to the ground* CHUMPER DUMPER!
by J. Sabin/ J. Bernier April 4, 2008
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Soggy Dumper

Fat, flat, mom ass; most often seen in mom jeans.
"Dude I thought that cougar was hot until she turned around and I saw her soggy dumper."
by BossAssBitch December 20, 2014
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Derek Dumper

Derek dumper is a man who hates vegans, and pulled off one of the best hoax in history by creating a fake vegan festival.
Good afternoon Derek Dumper where is the festival? “Romsey town hall” ok see you soon

Derek Dumper we are here! “Theirs a bench outside wait there will be 5 mins I’m just going to the burger van does anyone want a beef burger
by Mr Dumper October 28, 2020
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run that dumper

I thought Jodie wasn't looking to get dicked down but I told her to run that dumper and it was on!
by dazedwooderson August 31, 2018
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dumper

a womans large sexy ass that no man can not look at
"Look at that dumper (s m a c k), yeah thats nice"
by xxtiffanyxx May 21, 2006
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