DoorDaming

Funniest prank ever: Pee on someone's door or doorstep, than ding-dong-ditch and DIP THE FUCK OUTTA THERE!!

James: "Aye yo, you ready bro?"
Mike: "Yeah man, im ready!" *Whips it out, and pees all over door*
James: "Good Shit bro, Now ring the bell, and lets Dip the fuck outta here"
Mike: "Aight." *Rings bell, then jumps down staircase and dips the fuck outta there; with James at his side*
Old Faggot Hag: *opens door* "Who's there? Holy shit it smells like Piss! Oh, GODDAMN!" *closes door* "These fucking kids, keep DoorDaming my house!"

by JayTeeIsGee September 14, 2011

Door-Snake

A derogatory term used for someone who is being fucking annoying

Tyler: Sup brad you look pretty gay today
Brad: shut the fuck up you stupid door-snake

by Zach 12346789 June 7, 2019

Doorbell

Another word for clitoris.

Becky squirted last night when I rang her doorbell.

by W.R.Slade June 9, 2023

Closet Door

Is the person who's relationship with a gay person is there to prevent "coming out of the closet".

Mary's not John's girlfriend, she's his closet door.

by Nina Simone January 22, 2009

Slippery Doorman

This shit mainly consists of seeman that would implanted in the anal canal the night before, the shit should appear as if glistening with a clear gloss, but do not affraid, it is just a large dose of ass swallowed cum

Hot girl says " oh michael kennedy made me have to do a slippery doorman, why does he have to have such a high cum load"

by coyney September 26, 2011

Sex door neighbor

A person who is a neighbor living in close proximity and used for convenient booty calls without an emotional commitment.

During that crazy snowstorm, I got bored and headed over to my sex door neighbor's house for some heat.

by finallygettingpublished March 2, 2020

fool's door

That one door out of a set of double-doors that, for some unknown reason, is locked thus making the puller look like a fool.

Whenever I go to the store I always pull the fool's door.

by BigOtter November 28, 2006