Definitions by finallygettingpublished

9-way PB&J 

A mind-blowing sandwich made with three rows of different nut butters spread vertically on one slice and three rows of different jellies/jams spread horizontally on the other slice. When the halves are joined, it results in an insanity-mode PB&J with NINE DIFFERENT FLAVOR COMBINATIONS!

I made my kid a 9-way PB&J for lunch today, and all the other kids bowed down to their new leader.

9-way PB&J by finallygettingpublished September 19, 2020

route beer 

A route beer is an beer meant for consumption while en route to another location. Route beers are often consumed while walking or riding a tandem bicycle.

St. Paddy's Day parade is down the street. Let's grab some route beers and head out!

route beer by finallygettingpublished March 5, 2020

Sex door neighbor 

A person who is a neighbor living in close proximity and used for convenient booty calls without an emotional commitment.

During that crazy snowstorm, I got bored and headed over to my sex door neighbor's house for some heat.

Sex door neighbor by finallygettingpublished March 2, 2020