9-way PB&J

A mind-blowing sandwich made with three rows of different nut butters spread vertically on one slice and three rows of different jellies/jams spread horizontally on the other slice. When the halves are joined, it results in an insanity-mode PB&J with NINE DIFFERENT FLAVOR COMBINATIONS!
I made my kid a 9-way PB&J for lunch today, and all the other kids bowed down to their new leader.
by finallygettingpublished September 20, 2020
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route beer

A route beer is an beer meant for consumption while en route to another location. Route beers are often consumed while walking or riding a tandem bicycle.
St. Paddy's Day parade is down the street. Let's grab some route beers and head out!
by finallygettingpublished March 05, 2020
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Sex door neighbor

A person who is a neighbor living in close proximity and used for convenient booty calls without an emotional commitment.
During that crazy snowstorm, I got bored and headed over to my sex door neighbor's house for some heat.
by finallygettingpublished March 03, 2020
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