Dickmobile

1. A surprise insult, out of ones charachter. Derived from the term Book-mobile which traveled between elementry schools in the 1990's giving away books.

2 When an insult is given by an uninvited, or unwelcomed guest in your home, or that of your close friends.

James: What's Will doing here? Hes the biggest ass ever!
Zach: No kidding. Last week he made fun of my hair, and fucked my mom.
Robert: Yeah, I mean, who called the Dickmobile.

by Babyakry January 12, 2011

dickmonger

one who is beyond the gayest of gays

you know that guy jeff? hes a dickmonger

by FUKKEN BULLSHETs March 9, 2011

Dickmole

A mole that is above or on ones dick, usually very unappealing, and repels girls. If you have one, GET IT REMOVED! NOWW!!

OMG. Becky did you see his dickmole?! It was soooooo big!!!!!

by theniggasdownthestreet July 11, 2011

dickopoly

exclusive possession or control of many dicks

soon luciano will have a dickopoly

by sa July 27, 2003

dickmountain

Something the YouTuber LazerBeam consistently does in games that slow him to build.

“DICKMOUNTAIN!!!”

by Canadian Cutie February 6, 2019

Dickopoly

For a individual male to have exclusivity opportunity to have sexual relations with a group of females.

Ie. Your dick having a monopoly over a group of women as you are the only straight male in the group setting.

When Steve showed up to his Gender Studies class, he quickly he realized he was the only male registered.

Steve did not mind because he now had a dickopoly over the bitches in this class.

by Storm11 March 31, 2014

Dickopotomus

Two fat men fucking a chocholate donut in an orgy

Bro did u participate in that crazy dickopotomus last night?

Nah man, they only were accepting guys over 350

by Goldfishthesnackthatsmilesback November 12, 2016