detective

Verb. To find, and then tell the details of a pick-up strategy that someone posted on an online public forum to, its intended target.

Possibly originated on the "misc" bulletin board of the bodybuilding forum.

"Man bruh I totally made a thread about whether to pick up this chick who I saw at the gym watching me work my gluts and I all got a message from her talking about that thread! I got detectived! You detectives detectived me! Weak bruh."

by Shiggity April 14, 2014

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detective scrotes

when your balls are on a mission

"detective scrotes" is here to analyze the hatchet wound

by irnko June 18, 2008

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Detective Top-dollar Cowboy Cassius Claudius Klar Pinwheel Kane PHDMD (in gynechology and psychology)

A strange young man who can be found lurking in the shadows and who only comes out when necessary.

He keeps very quiet and then will attack you with his mindless, scarring words.

That Detective Top-dollar Cowboy Cassius Claudius Klar Pinwheel Kane PHDMD (in gynechology and psychology)just keeps getting sneakier and sneakier!

by Mallate April 2, 2005

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derectifying

Having the quality of sending one's boner from midnight to six - i.e., the opposite of pleasurable. Depressing. A buzzkill.

Grinding on the hot girl had me popping a b -- seeing her walk off with her boyfriend was derectifying.

by Pistol Skeet January 12, 2010

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detective dive

When you sneak out of a class or any place you are not suppose to leave without permission.

I wanted to go home so i did a detective dive out of math
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We were just walking past the fire escape when me and Chewit did a detective dive out of schoool

by rentboi May 25, 2005

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