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crooshes

Creeps + Dooshes = Crooshes

A psychological term for the the type or kind of dudes that are either or all of the above: old/intoxicated/ ugly/ boundary steppin fools. These men are the Ultimate Sausages. Obnoxious, self righteous terds who shit on peoples egos/self esteems, deriving the confidence to do so from binge drinking n drugs which causes the illusion of invicibility during states of belligerance.

They spit zero game and will grab girls in inappropriate places to get our attention. Call us crude names. Attempt to get in our pants during the intro and actually think that they can get away with it. They are socially retarded and unnacceptable if a true gem is able to realize her self worth/ respect.
Crooshes are easy, and beg to be taken advatange of by the next piece of meat that walks in the room with a shaved pussy-- He'd gladly have her sit right on top of his face and go for a face dive.

The only way to fight off a Croosh is by hustlin their shafts with the palm of yur hands, while tantalizing their nuts with the tip of yur tongues.

Tantalizers jerk crooshes around..a lot
by hips with sass June 10, 2010
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Crosshamming

When one's penis Touches or "crosses" the penis of a midget, or otherwise smaller person.
Karen the weirdest thing happened today. I was gettin done with a shower and stepped out and BAM!! I just crosshammed a little person. I was so angry. You never want that to happen! Crosshamming is so horrible.
by Solocholo August 4, 2013
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crosshatch

Crosshatch

(v): To take something that was previously boring, unoriginal, or old, and visually revitalize or renew it.
(v): I crosshatched my plain black dress with a purple trim along the bottom and a gold snake embellishment on the neckline.

The shop crosshatched the front window, and it looks great.

Can you help me crosshatch my fashion-style?

This place needs a serious crosshatching.
by MKC! May 20, 2014
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crosshanded

with one's hands cross across one's chest.
The nude woman is standing on the beach crosshanded (meaning she is hiding her boobs with her hands).
by Uttam Maharjan 2 January 23, 2015
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croostafistics

i just ate some croostafistics
by codyisawesome July 17, 2016
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crosshatching

The action of using a bunch of hashtags on Instagram posts to attract likes and followers.
Person 1: Such a fun day #nofilter #fun #day #flatlay #picoftheday #sun #sunnyday #goodday #dayoff #happy #squadgoals #friends #like #instalike #happy #amazing #love #instagood #summer #smile #follow #followme #followmepleaseimbeggingyou #like4like

Person 2: Quit crosshatching, you're embarrassing yourself and all it gets you are likes from bots.

Person 1: A like is a like.
by erynie May 25, 2016
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crosshatching

The action of using a bunch of hashtags on Instagram posts to attract likes and followers.
Person 1: Such a fun day #nofilter #fun #day #flatlay #picoftheday #sun #sunnyday #goodday #dayoff #happy #squadgoals #friends #like #instalike #happy #amazing #love #instagood #summer #smile #follow #followme #followmepleaseimbeggingyou #like4like

Person 2: Quit crosshatching, you're embarrassing yourself and all it gets you are likes from bots.

Person 1: A like is a like -- you know they function as fiat currency, right?
by erynie May 25, 2016
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