The Crying Chipmunk

When a woman is being deepthroated and is *surprise* anally fisted.

Fred just gave his mom the crying chipmunk, and couldn't walk for a week.

by The Ishi October 7, 2007

I'm not crying you're crying

Some overly clichéd phrase people say to express that they are emotionally touched.

Emotional movie ending: *exist*
Someone: I'm not crying you're crying
Me: *rolls eyes*

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian August 2, 2021

Crating

The effort of trying to pull girls who are out of your league with your mates so you can Use&Abuse

Who's going crating boys?

Reece are you definitely going crating

by Chinky Bimmy BRAY June 23, 2019

Crying

Something you will do from ages 0-7 then believe you have grown out of it from 8-14 then realise you will spend the rest of your life crying daily

Rando : u look like you’ve been crying

You: haha yeah

Rando : BIG ooft their bro

You : large ooft bruh
Rando : no worries bro everything will be ok

by Missmoomoomoo July 9, 2019

Crying

1. something people do when they need to let out a lot of bottled emotion
2. something you do when you realize you made a huge mistake
3. something you do when you lose someone special or close to you. something tat has nothing to do with meakness, because its perfectly natural to cry.

After we had sex on monday, i cried for 4 hours because i think it was a mistake since we're not in a relationship.i hate crying over you.

by effffffmylife April 11, 2009

Crying Panda

A term used to describe anal sex with an Asian woman that results in her crying either during or after coitus

Andrew: Hey Darrin, why is she crying?
Darrin: I think Adam just performed crying panda on her

by Blackaliciousx September 16, 2010

Crying-laughing emoji

The one emoji that gives people whiplash

Ella: Jesus christ if Chris sends another crying-laughing emoji I'm done
Jamie: Wiiiiplassshh

by ie.maybe. December 8, 2018