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counter attack

To take part of what someone says and use it in what you say back to that someone.
SIR: I don't want this in my mouth.
Idiot: Well I don't want your voice in my ear!
SIR: Dang, you just did a counter attack.
by spel itt rite April 13, 2006
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counter uav

Killstreak included in the popular video-game 'Call of duty'.
Once activated, knocks out all enemy radar for 30secs.

Despite being considered a 'waste of a killstreak', counter uav is perhaps one of the most potent on offer. Benefitting not only yourself, but your whole team too.

Often used by teamplayers, despised by noobs can help weaker teams to victory. Leaves radar-dependant enemies blind and disorientated.
Me- "Anyone got uav or counter uav? Thats what I'm rockin, I play for the good of the team."

13yr old teammate- "Screw you noob, I'm goin for my tenth nuke ftw"

Me- *quits game*
by Sir William Pinch October 30, 2011
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counter-cock

v. The further action of a cock block, it is the action of cock blocking someone, and then adding further disgrace by having intercourse with the girl that the first male was planning to have intercourse with. It can also be expanded through the addition of further 'counter's or 'anti's.

n. One who commits or has committed the act of counter-cocking.
1. I was chilling with this phat biatch the other night, hoping to score, and this punk-ass bastard walked in and started to fuck her right in front of me! I just couldn't believe how fast I got counter-cocked.

1. (alternate) So this bastard tried to counter-cock me, but the bitch I was about to screw moved towards me. The bastard got mad counter-counter-cocked.

2. After the prostitute was screwed by the random guy who walked in, he was nicknamed the counter-cock.
by Yatz January 31, 2005
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Counter-Trolled

The resulting status of someone who intends to troll someone, but becomes trolled himself. See trolled
Bob: "Hooray for MLK! I love to drink MLK, it comes from cows."
Harry: "MLK doesn't stand for milk, you dumbass. It stands for Moroccan Lesbian Klub"
Bob: "You're dumb. It stands for Martin Luther King, and you've just been trolled!"
Harry: "Actually, you've just been counter-trolled."
by SpaceDecade January 19, 2009
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counter-witticism

A witty comeback to a dark humored joke directed at someone. Also, answering to a sarcastic question with equal amount of sarcasm.
Tom: Dude, a drunk could drive better than you
Dick: Oh yeah, Tom? In that case you should drive
Harry: Tom, you got PWNed by counter-witticism
by Jason Grimes December 29, 2005
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Counter Social Terrorism

The only real weapon that is effective in fighting Social Terrorism. (Basically friends who show up at your place, and refuse to leave.)
Ding- dong!

Sally: "Hi! May i come in?"
You: "No - go away. Goodbye."

Door slams.

Counter Social Terrorism. Tough, clean and as nasty as the terrorist itself.
by The Incredible Nerd/Junkie October 1, 2010
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Counter-Strike

A once respected Half-Life modification. Nowdays, it's just another online-chat, where 13-year olds can release their teenage angst on others, by calling them "fags", "cheaters" or basically anything else that they can possibly come up with. And of course, like all popular online-games, it's full of cheaters (real cheaters), retards, admins who have no sense of justice and people who abuse every single bug they can find for their own good.

It has it's good points though: First of all, called clan matches (with the right group). I'm pretty sure that no other game has been able to create that kind of exitement, and propably will never be. Second of all, it actually needs skill. You're welcome to try your luck on some avarage cs public server, if you think its all "Run around and shoot people".

The things that took away this game's glory are Valve, cheaters & 10-15 -year old kids. Without those 3 things, this game would propably still be the most respected game there is.
Skill, reflexes & strategy are the three most essential things if you want to be a good counter-strike player, or at least that's what they were, if you go back in time about 3 years
by FliE May 30, 2006
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