cork gun

When a man dips their balls in balogna grease then shoves said balls into a female's anus and pulls them out, resulting in a popping noise.

Yo brah, I was banging this trollop and I gave her the ol' cork gun. Smelled like day old fried balogna but she was into it.

by Colonel Inges January 2, 2017

Cork Dork

Slightly too into wine at the risk of removing all the joy from life itself.

What the PH of the water used to clean the bottles before labelling asked the cork dork.

by The BigBee January 26, 2017

cork-up

As in shut-up... Or put a cork in it...

Why don't you Cork-up...

by Nev1971 April 24, 2017

Cork Board Conspiracist

Someone who tries to link the smallest things together in a conspiracy theory, and most likely pins pictures of these things on a cork board and runs string between them to fuel the theory

Derek: Hey have you seen John recently?
Connor: Nope, he's been too caught up in his idea that bananas are responsible for lung cancer
Derek: Man he really is a Cork Board Conspiracist isn't he?

by Cantalopian May 21, 2016

Cork Sucker

Cork Sucker: Wino.

"Look at that drunken cork sucker , he sure likes his wine!"

by Think Peace August 27, 2016

cork the apple

Banging a girl so hard and deep you force the surrounding 'skin' to be removed (pulled out) from the center. This usually leaves the girl looking much like a skank.

"Remember that little chola from gym class? I'm going to cork the apple tonight. She'll never be the same." or "Jim corked my apple. I don't know if I can have kids!!??"

by El Gallo Rojo November 1, 2007

Cork Sandwich Poo

A poo that will not flush.

Mum: have you been bloody eating them cork sandwiches again?! You left a bloody baby's arm in the toilet again!

by Ems August 5, 2003