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Caucasian Confusion

When saltine people (whites, crackers) are confused and essentially, a mess.
Did you hear? Jerry forgot it was illegal and started dating his sister again.

Darn that caucasian confusion!
by sexyflurydadyhotshrikewasowski November 21, 2016
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Concussion Makers

Very large breasts capable of giving you a concussion if you stuck your face between them and the chick violently bounces them back and forth against your head.
Dude! Look at those tits...definite concussion makers!
by Tip Tank April 20, 2011
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concision

Very concise, with great precision. Also overtly particular about trivial details. Strict attention to detail.
It was with great concision that the contract plans were drawn up.
by Robin Kazmeroff September 25, 2006
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customer confusion

A state of utter misunderstanding where a client is misinformed by themselves as to the specifications of a product for which they pay.

Most commonly associated with items that have ambiguous meanings, where the client did not take the time to properly investigate a word, or question a sentence.

Symptoms of customer confusion may include:

Paranoia
Mania
Superiority Complex
An exaggerated sense of veracity
Usage of words the client may not be entirely familiar with

Customer confusion is often an untreatable, but sometimes temporary, psychiatric illness. The most common medication, with varying degrees of effect on the illness, is known as customer compensation. This involves providing the confused customer with a portion of a product, or a copy of a product, free of charge, in hopes that it will compensate them for any loss they believe to have incurred through the purchase of your product. In other cases, a full refund may be given, or credit at a store given, instead.

There is no known cure for severe customer confusion.
Client: Why do I only have 5,000,000,000 bytes of data? I'm supposed to have 5,368,709,120 bytes of data!
Supplier: We use the hard drive manufacturer's standard unit size for data measurement.
Client: This is unacceptable! This is fraud! You are defrauding your entire customer base!
Supplier: Sir, I'm sorry, but your contract with us clearly stated that we use this data measurement unit for our products.
Client: But on my computer, data is measured in units of 1024!
Supplier: I'm sorry, but we don't refer to the measurement unit used by software to measure the size of our disks; we use the hard drive manufacter's standard unit size.
Client: I want a refund!
Supplier: I'm afraid we cannot refund you for a used product. We can however either supply you with credit towards your account or supply you with another disk.
Client: Oh, ok. I'll take another disk.

Detailed in the above example is a common case of customer confusion, where a diskette's size is measured in units of 1000 bytes to a kilobyte, 1000 kilobytes to a megabyte and 1000 megabytes to a gigabyte.
by SibSpi January 4, 2008
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Optical Conclusion

Optical Conclusion- When someone tells you the ending of a movie you haven't seen yet.
1. That was the worst Optical conclusion I have ever herd slash seen!

2. Dang it Jairus! Why do you always ruin the movie with an Optical Conclusion.

3. I don't want to see that, Shane already told me the Optical Conclusion.
by Voltronn October 21, 2010
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Mutual Concession

Mutual concession is an act of giving up one's own possessions, interests, rights, comfort or stuffs like that just to foster cooperation among two or more persons and to sustain the already existing relationship. -Emeasoba George
Mutual concession is synonymous with give-and-take.
by Emeasoba George July 8, 2018
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ball of confusion

by Charles Toogood July 18, 2003
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