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classroom coma

When you wake up and feel energized but as soon as you enter the classroom, a wave of exhaustion comes over you & have trouble staying awake for the duration of class. Amazingly, once you leave the vile classroom atmosphere, you suddenly become energized & ready to conquer the world!
As soon as I entered class, I had trouble staying awake and fell into a classroom coma!
by Demi K August 29, 2010
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sack coma

Passing out due to the sight of blood when trimming your balls with a razor.
Tried to trim my balls for my lady and wound up in a sack coma.
by PK27 May 3, 2016
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compatronize

Patronization disguised as compassion.
Don't compatronize me with pats on the back and "there there"s.
by laughing girl January 4, 2011
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Freelance Campaigner

An individual working for a political campaign with no political affiliations whatsoever. They get paid in cold hard cash and frequently work for multiple campaigns simultaneously.
My bro's a freelance campaigner and made $2500 working for a Senate campaign and voted for the other guy.
by JerseyJoe6262 September 25, 2010
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Christian Coma

More commenly known as CC he is the drummer in Black Veil Brides. Although no one ever seems to think he's a good guy he's actually one of the funniest guys in the band, also his accent tends to amuse english people.

He replaced Sandra Alvarenga for the second album, sometimes he gets bad mouth because he's done something or said something that offends someone, but he's really a good guy.
not-so-true fan; Oh my god! The drummer, whatshisname, just threw his drumstick at Ashley! The Bastard!

Real fan; It was an accident you idiot, and his name is CC...now get out of my sight.

Real fan1; Yeah I heard Sandra left, who replaced her again...

Real fan2; Christian Coma remember!

Fake-fan; Oh the one who looks like a pidgeon!

real fan 1&2; ...not funny.
by Dinosaurs-eat-chicken-nuggets December 1, 2011
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Free Hugs Campaign

A campaign that is designed to make people happy and see them smile. It is based upon the concept of giving a stranger a hug and led by a person called Juan Mann. Most people actively involved in the Free Hugs Campaign find busy urban areas and hold up signs reading "Free Hugs", and allow strangers to hug them. Refunds are offered if the person is unsatisfied.
Tim is involved in the Free Hugs Campaign, he went to San Francisco to do it.
by FreeHugs42 March 9, 2008
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turkey coma

The inevitable and unavoidable nap that occurs about 45 minutes after gorging one's self on a Thanksgiving Day turkey feast and 15 minutes into a traditional, holiday football game. The cause of this an amino acid called L-Tryptophan which turkey meat has in abundance.
Where's Daddy? I haven't seen him since Thanksgiving dinner.

He inhaled two full plates of roast turkey, stuffing, mashed potatoes, corn and yams smothered in gravy then sat down by the fireplace to watch the Packers-Lions. The poor bastard fought like hell, but could only make it to the 2nd quarter before succumbing to a full-blown turkey coma.
by Tenacious Faulker December 1, 2009
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