cockstastic

Zak's way of saying 'I take it.'

Zak: OOoooo!!! Nasthty! ;-) ....penis penis penis...

by Zachary Alexander Kaminski December 1, 2003

cockflap

A hybrid of cock (penis) and flap (labia). Obviously in this masculine context, the 'flap' component takes on a new non-specific connotation, though probably equates to foreskin.

Used as a term of abuse: "You total fucking cockflap!"

by Harry Garry Larry Barry Parry November 16, 2007

phone cockslap

A situation where you dominate a girl over text that you actually cock slap the phone.

girl:"oh babe I cant believe how right you are about that"
dude: "yes, I know. I am the son of Zeus" *phone cockslap*

by eekcmnads December 2, 2009

Cocklashed

To whip someones leg with your penis.

"You just got cocklashed, baby!"

by Neilio November 9, 2003

cockblaster

were a male uses his penis like a laser blaster, or well i'm sure you can guess the other meaning

he was using is penis like a laser blaster last night...
that is called a cockblaster

by areal name September 3, 2016

Cockslap

Dude punches girl in the face with penis

Cockslaps are used in porn

by Pornspecialist June 6, 2019

Cockslapper

Pimpslaprickey x Cockslinger ship

"Cockslapper is my OTP!"
"Cockslapper is the cutest couple on Tumblr, period."
"Cockslapper is couple goals." "Brooo, Cockslapper is sooo toxic..." "No, actually they are dark romance." "Yeah, that makes them toxic..."

by E.M.O.means:EatMeOut February 12, 2026