clitourist

A man who won't stop and ask for
directions in bed.

"Because of his fouled foreplay, Suzy realized that her new boyfriend was no
experienced bedroom traveler, but merely a clitourist."

by CrAzYgIdEoN May 19, 2003

clitorate

Skilled and/or learned in the use of the clitoris.

All the girls think John is very clitorate, as he gives frequent and powerful orgasms.

by UberClitorate January 2, 2007

Cliterature

alternate definition: 1970's derogatory term for women's literature. Now archaic.

Concept was that writing was either literature or it was not literature, so any attempt to manufacture a subgroup was somehow denigrating the legitimate body of work.

Sprang from growth of Women's Studies programs at US universities.

Sometimes also used to describe Comparative Literature, although usage may have faded into obscurity.

she majored in English and minored in History, then switched to cliterature

by adam_before_eve April 17, 2006

PLAY THE CLITAR

female masturbation; the application and subsequent insertion of a girl's finger into her own gash or to tickle her clitoral button.

Went upstairs to drop a deuce, and there she was! My girlfriend, thighs wide open, playing the clitar as she sat on the toilet. Shortly thereafter, her and I scrogged like a couple of jackrabbits on steroids.

by weave March 27, 2003

cliteris

This means you are a dumb twat that is obviously 10 in sex ed and doesn’t know how to spell Clitoris... u twat

Ohh look it’s Bobby over there I bet he was a cliteris

by Bvnji18 May 22, 2021

Cliteracy

The ability to "read" a woman, it is an essential skill for any man to possess in a relationship. A cliterate man is one who has an "in depth" understanding of the cliterary arts.

In a standard university, chemistry students tend to have lowest cliteracy rate.

by Skrow January 21, 2009

Mythical Clitoris

When trying to pleasure a woman and having absolutely no success at it. You use all positions, tools, and tricks, and still she is nowhere even close to climax. She has what is known as the Mythical Clitoris. Give up, you are not going to find it.

Sam: Are you going to kick it with Staci tonight?

Mike: Hell no. I gave her my best for four hours last night and she didn't even flinch. Skank has a Mythical Clitoris.

Sam: I found it.

by joeymaree January 19, 2009