Cheney'd

To be unexpectantly shot in the face (optional clause: by a dick)

1) I cheney'd my load on my girlfriend last night, boy was she pissed.
2) While hunting I cheney'd my best friend with my shotgun, he then had a heartattack.

by rd2 July 28, 2008

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Cheney The Bitch

When a man orgasm's on a woman's face. Similar to the fashion that Dick Cheney shoots his buddies in the face.

ex.
Bob: I heard you're gonna hook up with Brenda
Steve: Yeah, I'm gonna Cheney The Bitch

by JoeJoeBuffalo September 25, 2007

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a person of great intelligence. they are sweet and kind to all, and all love them for they are tollerant of all peoples, races, religions... more often than not they are a most beautiful individual. they have friends world wide who would do anything for them and they in return for their friends. they are worldly and unique in every single aspect of life. all envy and aspire to be like them. they are in a since perfect.

"look at that girl, shes beautiful, smart, and nice, shes like no other. shes PERFECT, shes so chelsey!!!"

by chelsey fanchier December 15, 2008

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Dick Cheney

(Noun) An individual who drinks, plays with guns, and regularly takes women other than his wife to the woods. Frequently gets arrested for DUI and has been known to shoot people. Once elected to be Vice President of the Us US after much fraud in Ohio. Once appointed by the Supreme Court after much fraud in Florida. Has had his heart jump-started more times than a defective battery in an old Yugo. An all around American role model for conservative ass-maggots. Looks suspiciously like a freshly circumsized penis. Rumored to be Rush Limbaugh's secret gay lover. Currently using President George W. Bush as an ass puppet. Reportedly neck deep in Halliburton-related Iraq-rebuilding contract corruption. His alleged nickname within the administration is "Bigtime." He has a lesbian daughter.

"Due to frustrations over his bad heart, flaming lesbian daughter, rampant alcoholism, crumbling marriage, public accusations of corruption, and relationship with Rush Limbaugh, Dick Cheney finally lost it and blasted his long-time hunting partner with a 28-gauge shotgun early this February."

by Blenderhead April 10, 2006

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