California

California is a great place to visit, and a shit place to live.

California is such an anal flowstate; people there live on diarrhea drinks. “We have a high pressure front coming from the west.”

by Hardly Q January 4, 2021

California

A state in which illegal immigrants run free and screw American citizens over by taking their jobs. You can also find vegans, PETA, democrats, and drug addicts. Sure the landscape can be beautiful (unless you live in the desert) but the people sure aren't.

Be sure to leave California as soon as possible if your a Republican.

by Don'tGiveACare October 27, 2019

California

One of the rich people's paradises! The only state that has more Targets than Walmarts. California's geography is extremely diverse. Northern California is mostly forests, farmlands, and mountains. Southern California is mostly cities, valley, mesa, deserts, and beach towns. The Bay Area is mostly cities, robots, and wine.

I love California, but it's too expensive!

by Eastermister September 1, 2016

California

Liberal Hell Hole That Is Covered In Human Shit

"wow that guy is disgusting,must be from California

by Satire Zeby April 25, 2019

California

A good place to visit but not live.

guy 1: wanna move to California?
guy 2: ehh its just like southeast Texas but more expensive and more laws...

by BumbleBay April 17, 2022

California

A place where everything is great as long as someone doesnts light it on an apocalyptic fire by a small mistake

California is great. But there have been a lot of natural disasters

by the funny one March 30, 2019

California

California is a good state with taxes higher than me on a saturday night. And thats pretty high.

California tax collectors can suck my dick

by Lilfam April 4, 2019