Confirmer

A person who confirms the actions or products of someone or something.

Jennifer Lavallee is the head confirmer of everything and everyone.
Your boss is the Confirmer of the actions allowed to take place in meetings with the board.

by JBean1331 April 21, 2010

Habitual false confirmation bias

The tendency for an individual to wrongly come to a conclusion, largely due to that individuals obsession with a specific item or idea.

Danny states "Product X is only available on Apple IPhones, therefore Iphones are better." When in reality, Danny has an unhealthy obsession with Apple products and is rejecting the obvious signs that androids are better products. Danny is committing habitual false confirmation bias.

by I'mBetterThanYou2 December 1, 2023

Confirmation bias confirmed

Well that was about what I expected.

Hym "So, confirmation bias confirmed. I mean, it didn't even really require any research at this point."

by Hym Iam December 11, 2025

pee of confirmation

the trickle or absolute blast that occurs after the finish of a dump nit is the only way to be certain of completion

I took a dump and left before I had the pee of confirmation and I was hit like a truck during class

by kingofpoo32 July 6, 2021

Confirmed Sausage Fest

An event in which it is guaranteed and widely known that no females will be present. Commonly used to describe poker nights, sci-fi marathons and LAN parties.

Man, I'm not going to Connor's curry night, it's a confirmed sausage fest

by AndyTheRoo May 12, 2011

And then I confirmation bias other people into believing me

He regretted it immediately!

A retard "You see, I call someone a name and then I confirmation bias other people into believing me. It's like I do the confirmation bias for you and then I expect the audience to ignore the fact that I'm an imposter."

by Hym Iam January 19, 2025

Wipe to Confirm

The act of wiping your butt a last time to confirm that your hole is clean and completely rid of crap. Used to reaffirm the suspicion that you've finished wiping when your previous fold of toilet paper is stainless.

Derived from the phrase, "Swipe to Confirm"

John: Man, my ass is itchy...
Dale: You sure you wiped properly, bro?
John: Nah I was in a rush man, didn't have time to check
Dale: Dayum! That's nasty! I always check properly before I leave... Wipe to Confirm, Wipe to Confirm, man

by John Dale August 15, 2012